Kids say the darndest things

[chevylover]

I work for a DoD contractor, mostly Navy, so I talk to hubby about alot of work that I do for Naval ships. One day after a doctors appointment, I take my daughter to work to introduce her to my co-workers and she asks "Which one is the Captain?"

[mamissa3]

I had a mental block at that moment!! lol

Originally Posted by slotted

I love your spelling abalties.

[Mousebaby (Premo)]

My 8 yr. old decided to become independant the other day. His dad had put a small frozen pizza in the oven and turned the timer on so he wouldn't forget it.

Well he forgot and was downstairs. So when the timer went off the 8 yr. old ( 9 in May) decided he would handle it himself!

So when we asked him how he handled it this is what he said:
He said he opened the oven door, took the "panhandlers" and got the pizza out of the oven and turned off the oven!

I about pee'd myself laughing at the "Panhandlers" comment!

[High EGT]

Driving solo and not wanting to leave my then 5 yo daughter alone while Dad uses the local Burger King men’s room I position her against the far wall and after doing my business she asked very loudly "Dad why are you shaking it?" What followed was a loud grunt from an occupied stall I believe was some guy who just relieved himself with very suppressed laughter.

[High EGT]

After watching E.T my then young daughter turned and asked if she could have an Alien Brother? I said go ask your Mom and if its Ok with her then its Ok with me. A short time later she returned with a sad puppy face. Oh well

[godsbutterfly]

I was at the grocery store with my son and this old lady stopped us and was going on and on about how lonely she was and how much she missed her children and grandchildren and how cute my son was and so on. Finally my "cute son" said "Hey lady, know what?" and she said "What's that, Sweetie?" to which he replied "One day soon you're gonna die!" I clamped my hand over his mouth, said a hasty goodbye and pulled him and our cart away as fast as I could! BTW his only comment as I lectured him was "But Mommy she is!" 3 years old and brutally honest!

[toppick08]

Originally Posted by godsbutterfly

I was at the grocery store with my son and this old lady stopped us and was going on and on about how lonely she was and how much she missed her children and grandchildren and how cute my son was and so on. Finally my "cute son" said "Hey lady, know what?" and she said "What's that, Sweetie?" to which he replied "One day soon you're gonna die!" I clamped my hand over his mouth, said a hasty goodbye and pulled him and our cart away as fast as I could! BTW his only comment as I lectured him was "But Mommy she is!" 3 years old and brutally honest!

[RoseRed (Premo)]

Originally Posted by godsbutterfly

I was at the grocery store with my son and this old lady stopped us and was going on and on about how lonely she was and how much she missed her children and grandchildren and how cute my son was and so on. Finally my "cute son" said "Hey lady, know what?" and she said "What's that, Sweetie?" to which he replied "One day soon you're gonna die!" I clamped my hand over his mouth, said a hasty goodbye and pulled him and our cart away as fast as I could! BTW his only comment as I lectured him was "But Mommy she is!" 3 years old and brutally honest!

When my daughter was about four, there was a lady behind us in line at the market. The woman turned her back and started loading her groceries on the conveyor belt. Bug started saying BEEP...BEEP...BEEP... I shushed her ever so quickly.

[Cowgirl]

We had grilled cheese sammiches for dinner tonight, and while BF was cutting girlie's sandwich into quarters, he said, "This is how I liked them cut when I was a boy." Girlie quickly corrected him and said, "You're not a boy, you're daddy."

[StrawberryGal]

My 3 years old son loves Mac and Cheese. One day for lunch, he asked for "Mac & More Cheese, please?"