Kids say the darndest things

[BuddyLee]

Originally Posted by MMDad

We were driving to visit the inlaws, and to pass the time we played a little "I Spy."

I saw a gray car, so I said "I spy something gray." My daughter (six at the time) looked around and said "Mommy's hair!"

[GeezLouise]

Last night I had to run out to the drug store really quick, while I was there I picked up an Easter egg dye kit. When I brought it home to my 3 year old, he looks at it with a big smile and says, "damnit, thank you!"

He heard the word and didn't even use it in the right context.

[mamissa3]

My 7 year old was spelling all kinds of things the other day, well he got to truck, thank decided to take out the tr and f..., yea i didnt know weither to laugh or yell. not somethinging i say or spell around them lol.

[oldman]

As a very young lad many moons ago I guess I couldn't say grasshopper and it came out asshopper. Had a Great Uncle that called me that until the day he died.

[yankee44]

Saturday night while we were in Target me and the 2 year old son were walking up and down the isles while Mom was looking at something. Well, little dude spotted a bra that had fallen of the rack. He says "I go pick it up" . So he goes over tries to put it back on the rack and it falls off again. I tell him just let it go and come on. Well He says, for the 15 people around to hear "Daddy I can't leave the boobies on the floor"

I could not stop laughing for about a half hour.

[toppick08]

Originally Posted by yankee44

Saturday night while we were in Target me and the 2 year old son were walking up and down the isles while Mom was looking at something. Well, little dude spotted a bra that had fallen of the rack. He says "I go pick it up" . So he goes over tries to put it back on the rack and it falls off again. I tell him just let it go and come on. Well He says, for the 15 people around to hear "Daddy I can't leave the boobies on the floor"

I could not stop laughing for about a half hour.

Priceless........

[Gwydion]

Originally Posted by Bronwyn

I was riding in the car with my five year old. He looked at me and asked me, "Mommy, when was I born?" I thought for a moment, because I knew full well that he already knew when his birthday was. I decided to humor him though. "You were born on November 28th." I told him.

His mouth dropped open, surprised, "You mean I was born on my birthday?" He asked totally surprised.

Post your kids "sayings" here

You should have said 13 days past 9 months from Valentine's day.

[Bronwyn (Premo)]

Originally Posted by Gwydion

You should have said 13 days past 9 months from Valentine's day.

Yeah, because my son would have gotten that

[HalfAngel]

This weekend my 3 year old tells me "I'm gonna smack your butt girlfriend!" Because I don't say this to her I asked her where she heard it. . . she blamed it on her grandmother - who had such the look of mortification on her face as she spits out "No you did not!" How does my 3 year old respond?? In song, of course "Bad boys, bad boys, what'cha gonna do, bad boys. . . " Freaking hysterical - I almost peed myself laughing so hard!

[carolinagirl]

There is never a dull moment with my three.

My 8 yo has a male teacher this year. His name is Mr. Brown. About a month ago on the way to school she was going on and on about Mr. Brown this and Mr. Brown that. She fianlly finished and about 30 seconds later my 3 yo son asks, Cissy, is Mr. Brown, brown? I could not stop laughing.

When the 8 yo was about 3 yo she had this notion that all older people where grandmas and grandpas. We were in Walmart one day looking at the flowers and this older couple was next to us. My daughter looks at the lady and says, Hi grandma!" I was stumbling over my words trying to explain and the lady says that's fine I don't mind if she calls me grandma.