Kids say the darndest things

[HalfAngel]

Then there was the day I was checking out at Safeway - she was sitting in the cart and referred to me as a 'he'. I reminded her that mommy was a girl - in the loudest voice she could muster she says "Yes - Mommy is a girl because she has a 'GINA! Not a PENIS Mommy, but a 'GINA!!!"

[pixiegirl]

We went to the grocery store the other day. Amongst the rest of the groceries we got toilet paper, Cottonelle to be exact, with a picture of a puppy on the package. The three year old takes it, looks at it and then says "This toilet paper is for dogs!"

[nicole_M (Premo)]

I asked my daugher to help her brothers pick up the GeoTrax and put them away - Her reply "I can't Mommy - I so pretty!"

[atrusomder]

So we were about to eat breakfast and my son wanted to know which cereal was mine. I told him that the GrapeNuts were mine and he said, "Well, what do those taste like?
I replied, "Nasty, you won't like them and they have no flavor."
He said, "I probably will. I think they made it from hamburger, you know"

[boredincalvert]

Originally Posted by nicole_M

I asked my daugher to help her brothers pick up the GeoTrax and put them away - Her reply "I can't Mommy - I so pretty!"

Haha! Best excuse! EVER!

[mamissa3]

I asked my daughter to pick up her room the other day and she told me she couldnt because she walked around school to much the day before.

Originally Posted by nicole_M

I asked my daugher to help her brothers pick up the GeoTrax and put them away - Her reply "I can't Mommy - I so pretty!"

[RareBreed]

My youngest will say "Mom, you're just a mom". I don't think he means it in a good way.

[whome20603]

I took my 6 year old cousin to Blockbuster to rent a movie on a Friday night, it was crazy crowded and we probably waited in line for 15-20 minutes before finally reaching the register. Ha, well he says to the lady, "Wow lady, your tits are huge" Needless to say, I'm totally mortified and caught off guard and as I go to correct him she says, "Excuse me?" I'm sure she was caught of guard too, haha. So, him being so literal, thinks she didn't hear him. Even louder he says, "Lady, YOUR TITS ARE HUGE". I quickly collected my change, all the while trying my best to hide my laughter telling him that he cannot say that, it's not polite. So he tells me, "but they are"

[BuddyLee]

My eight year old sister called me a "dingleberry" yesterday.

[Cowgirl]

The kids sat on my friend's little pony the other day, and girlie told her grandmother that she rode a pony. Grandmother asked, "Where'd you ride the pony?" Girlie said, "On my hiney."