Kids say the darndest things

[Beelzebaby666]

When my car broke down last week, my 6 year old was in the back seat and said after few minutes of sitting still in the car, " Mom, can't you hit the nitrous and get this thing rollin?" Where the heck did he hear that?

[virgovictoria (Premo)]

At my great-nephew's kindergarten graduation, they walked across stage and spoke of the great things they wanted to do in life. My g-nephew gets up, says his name, "When I grow up, I'm going to marry 'Suzie" (another girl in the class), which had all of the kids snickering and wooooing, "and I'm going to be a famous soccer player (dads are woofing it up) and I'm going to have 20 kids!" The whole place went nuts! (that's Catholic school for ya! )

[virgovictoria (Premo)]

Originally Posted by Beelzebaby666

When my car broke down last week, my 6 year old was in the back seat and said after few minutes of sitting still in the car, " Mom, can't you hit the nitrous and get this thing rollin?" Where the heck did he hear that?

Now that's funny!

[chemommy25]

My 7 yr old little sister tends to call all jeeps, jalopy's. especially in front of the owners of the jeep, the look on thier face is priceless.

[RareBreed]

I told my son the other day that he was driving me banannas and he said, "It's ok mommy. You like 'nannas!!"

[Booboo3604]

Friends of ours have a young son that is still working on his speech. He likes to talk too fast and sometimes (and with particular letters) he can't pronounce them correctly. Our favorite is his pronounciation of "dump truck". There have been many occasions of driving down the road or walking through the toy store and his super excited voice he's like "hey look at the dumB Fu*&" We try and correct him and make him say it correctly right after he does it, but he just looks at you like your crazy and he's thinking "thats what I'm saying, dumB Fu*&"

Oh but he's not biased, he likes monster Fu*&s too!

[RareBreed]

Originally Posted by Booboo3604

Friends of ours have a young son that is still working on his speech. He likes to talk too fast and sometimes (and with particular letters) he can't pronounce them correctly. Our favorite is his pronounciation of "dump truck". There have been many occasions of driving down the road or walking through the toy store and his super excited voice he's like "hey look at the dumB Fu*&" We try and correct him and make him say it correctly right after he does it, but he just looks at you like your crazy and he's thinking "thats what I'm saying, dumB Fu*&"

Oh but he's not biased, he likes monster Fu*&s too!

My youngest does the same thing. Especially embarressing when he tells our pastor that we saw a bire f### (fire truck).

[RareBreed]

The other night after I had crawled into bed, my youngest came into my room and said "I love you mommy and my bed isn't broken." RED FLAG!! I went flying into his room. Turned out one of the slats from his bunk bed had fallen and was hanging down. Easy fix. I couldn't fall asleep because I kept laughing about what he said.

[morningbell]

We would watch some of the more gentler skits form the Mtv show "Jacka$$" with my 6 year old son. When we were at El Cerro Grande in the LP the TV in the dining room was on, a comercial with 2 of the JA characters was on and my son who speaks loudly when excited says, "HEY MOM, THERE ARE THE 2 GUYS FROM THE JACKA$$ SHOW" I calmly explain that its not nice to say that in public" and then the lighbulb over his head turns on, "OK MOMMY, THERE ARE THE TWO GUYS FROM THE DONKEY SHOW" At that point I was speachless, I did a turn my head and laugh so he couldn't see or hear, tears in my eyes and my face was red

[morningbell]

Originally Posted by RareBreed

The other night after I had crawled into bed, my youngest came into my room and said "I love you mommy and my bed isn't broken." RED FLAG!! I went flying into his room. Turned out one of the slats from his bunk bed had fallen and was hanging down. Easy fix. I couldn't fall asleep because I kept laughing about what he said.

I love that stuff, dead give away!