Kids say the darndest things

[DanceMom]

My daughter is 2 1/2, her father drew her a picture and they put it on the refrigerator, the next morning, while I'm trying to get a cup of coffee, my daughter says to me, "Isn't daddy's picture beautiful?"
I mumble to her yes, while trying to get that coffee and she says to me with some attitude, "Well, everyone just loves it, it's wonderful." I don't know who everyone is, but I about peed my pants snickering.

[kris31280 (Premo)]

My baby told me, for the first time, tonight "Love you, mama."

[RareBreed]

Originally Posted by kris31280

My baby told me, for the first time, tonight "Love you, mama."

No sweeter words are ever heard!

[Bronwyn (Premo)]

Originally Posted by RareBreed

No sweeter words are ever heard!

Until that first tantrum where they say "I hate you" or "You are the worst dad ever!"

[kris31280 (Premo)]

Originally Posted by Bronwyn

Until that first tantrum where they say "I hate you" or "You are the worst dad ever!"

I get twice as many "No, mama" or "No way!" phrases as I do "Love you, mama" phrases... so it all washes I guess.

He's cute when he tells me "No, mama" because it's a "No.... mama" with hand gestures to stop.

[Bronwyn (Premo)]

Originally Posted by kris31280

I get twice as many "No, mama" or "No way!" phrases as I do "Love you, mama" phrases... so it all washes I guess.

He's cute when he tells me "No, mama" because it's a "No.... mama" with hand gestures to stop.

When my oldest son told me one time "I don't love you!" I was so crushed I cried. I will never forget... we were riding in the car. I took it WAY to personally.

Now, all these years later... my youngest son said it and I burst out laughing.

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

Originally Posted by Beelzebaby666

When my car broke down last week, my 6 year old was in the back seat and said after few minutes of sitting still in the car, " Mom, can't you hit the nitrous and get this thing rollin?" Where the heck did he hear that?

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Watching ESPN and SPEED Channel with Daddy.

[RareBreed]

Originally Posted by Bronwyn

When my oldest son told me one time "I don't love you!" I was so crushed I cried. I will never forget... we were riding in the car. I took it WAY to personally.

Now, all these years later... my youngest son said it and I burst out laughing.

When my kids say it, I say "Good. That means I'm doing my job."

[Bronwyn (Premo)]

Originally Posted by RareBreed

When my kids say it, I say "Good. That means I'm doing my job."

It is a much better situation if you know how to take it...
When my oldest said it I was going through a divorce. My ex was living with his parents and they were making my toddler son call his grandmother "mom-mom". When he told me that he didn't love me... It really really hurt.

[RareBreed]

Originally Posted by Bronwyn

It is a much better situation if you know how to take it...
When my oldest said it I was going through a divorce. My ex was living with his parents and they were making my toddler son call his grandmother "mom-mom". When he told me that he didn't love me... It really really hurt.

I was responding to the latter portion of your post, not the first. Forgot to high-light that.