Kids say the darndest things

[basher]

when my son was 4, he asked me "why is that boy brown, he must be really dirty?" (about an african-american boy he was playing with on the playground.)
i was horrifed and felt that I should explain to the other boy's mother that he doesn't get out much, and we aren't racist.

[SAB]

A couple quotes from my 5 year old son:

"When we move, can we take our dirt with us?"

"A man needs his private time on the toilet."

Re: getting off the potty too soon: "I may have to take another lap."

While opening fortune cookies that we usually read to him: "Are these from God?"

He makes me smile every single day! Children are priceless!

[barncat]

My 2 year old last night was complaining about her butt hurting, exact words "I hurt my butt." This went on for a short while. I was sitting on the floor and she walks over to me, takes down her pants and pull-up and says "I hurt my butt, mommy want to kiss it?"

They are so much fun at this age, why do they have to grow up? I want her to stay little and adorable forever...

[Roxy1104]

The latest and greatest..... :foottap: When I tell him to do something, he says "blah blah blah blah blah!" My very FIRST thought was this ->

[toppick08 (Premo)]

Originally Posted by barncat

My 2 year old last night was complaining about her butt hurting, exact words "I hurt my butt." This went on for a short while. I was sitting on the floor and she walks over to me, takes down her pants and pull-up and says "I hurt my butt, mommy want to kiss it?"They are so much fun at this age, why do they have to grow up? I want her to stay little and adorable forever...

[SoMDGirl42 (Premo)]

Originally Posted by barncat

My 2 year old last night was complaining about her butt hurting, exact words "I hurt my butt." This went on for a short while. I was sitting on the floor and she walks over to me, takes down her pants and pull-up and says "I hurt my butt, mommy want to kiss it?"

They are so much fun at this age, why do they have to grow up? I want her to stay little and adorable forever...

When my oldest was 3 she fell and skinned her elbow. I was on the phone with my best friend trying and trying to console a 3 year old that freaked every time she saw a drop of blood. I tried putting neosporin on it and she screamed even harder every time I got near her. My friend asked to speak to her. She gets on the phone and my friend asked why she wouldn't let me put the neosporin on it. My daughter stated that was only for knees and not elbows. She wanted elbowsporin. We started laughing and naming different body parts. Everything had it own sporin, bellysporin, headsporin, legsporin etc. Finally my friend said what would you put on your butt if you hurt that? We were expecting hineysporin, buttsporin but instead she said matter of factly DESITIN! We still crack up over that one.

[barncat]

Originally Posted by SoMDGirl42

When my oldest was 3 she fell and skinned her elbow. I was on the phone with my best friend trying and trying to console a 3 year old that freaked every time she saw a drop of blood. I tried putting neosporin on it and she screamed even harder every time I got near her. My friend asked to speak to her. She gets on the phone and my friend asked why she wouldn't let me put the neosporin on it. My daughter stated that was only for knees and not elbows. She wanted elbowsporin. We started laughing and naming different body parts. Everything had it own sporin, bellysporin, headsporin, legsporin etc. Finally my friend said what would you put on your butt if you hurt that? We were expecting hineysporin, buttsporin but instead she said matter of factly DESITIN! We still crack up over that one.

That's really cute! Mine loves her A&D put on her butt. When she wants the A&D put on she says "Mommy I want butt on." One time she came up to me and said "Mommy I want butt" and I new exactly what she was talking about. She even pretends to but 'butt' on her babies when she changes their diapers.

[ocean733]

My husband was bathing his little one.

Husband is now growing a goatee.

He asked little one "Do you like my beard and mustache?"

Little one says: "Yeah. Where'd you get it?"