Kids say the darndest things

*Bronwyn* ^(Premo) · 03-18-2008, 03:31 AM

I was riding in the car with my five year old. He looked at me and asked me, "Mommy, when was I born?" I thought for a moment, because I knew full well that he already knew when his birthday was. I decided to humor him though. "You were born on November 28th." I told him.

His mouth dropped open, surprised, "You mean I was born on my birthday?" He asked totally surprised.

Post your kids "sayings" here

toppick08 · 03-18-2008, 05:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Bronwyn

I was riding in the car with my five year old. He looked at me and asked me, "Mommy, when was I born?" I thought for a moment, because I knew full well that he already knew when his birthday was. I decided to humor him though. "You were born on November 28th." I told him.

His mouth dropped open, surprised, "You mean I was born on my birthday?" He asked totally surprised.

Post your kids "sayings" here

Nickel · 03-18-2008, 07:11 AM

Cute! I have about a million, but off the top of my head -

When he was about 4 and a half he asked "Mom, when I was a baby, was I black?"

*Bronwyn* ^(Premo) · 03-18-2008, 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Nickel

Cute! I have about a million, but off the top of my head -

When he was about 4 and a half he asked "Mom, when I was a baby, was I black?"

MMDad · 03-18-2008, 07:53 AM

We were driving to visit the inlaws, and to pass the time we played a little "I Spy."

I saw a gray car, so I said "I spy something gray." My daughter (six at the time) looked around and said "Mommy's hair!"

mamissa3 · 03-18-2008, 08:01 AM

there is a little boy in my daughters class that she really likes. she was telling us about him one day and i asked if he was blind, she says no he is brown. lol, it was very cute! She is in a class with and extreme mixed range of learnin abalties.

toppick08 · 03-18-2008, 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by MMDad

We were driving to visit the inlaws, and to pass the time we played a little "I Spy."

I saw a gray car, so I said "I spy something gray." My daughter (six at the time) looked around and said "Mommy's hair!"

knittin · 03-18-2008, 08:18 AM

The computer was running really slow for some reason and my daughter said, "Maybe you have to get rid of the computer's diseases". She was thinking it had a virus!

Callie girl · 03-18-2008, 08:24 AM

When my oldest was 3 1/2, he saw a pic of me pregnant with the younger one and asked about my tummmy and I told him that his brother was in my belly and his whole face went a little white and his mouth dropped open and he said you ate my brother. I laughed and he about cryed so I explained a little to him.

beamher · 03-18-2008, 08:30 AM

we saw a thick cloud of smoke on a nice, summer day, and my son said,
"Jesus must be barbequing"

03-18-2008, 07:11 AM	#3 (permalink)
Nickel curiouser and curiouser Member Since: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere over the rainbow Posts: 19,740	Cute! I have about a million, but off the top of my head - When he was about 4 and a half he asked "Mom, when I was a baby, was I black?" __________________ "Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?" "That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat. "I don't much care where –" said Alice. "Then it doesn't matter which way you go," said the Cat. "– so long as I get somewhere," Alice added as an explanation. "Oh, you're sure to do that," said the Cat, "if you only walk long enough."
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03-18-2008, 07:53 AM	#5 (permalink)
MMDad Sarcastic bastard Member Since: Aug 2005 Posts: 12,575	We were driving to visit the inlaws, and to pass the time we played a little "I Spy." I saw a gray car, so I said "I spy something gray." My daughter (six at the time) looked around and said "Mommy's hair!"
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03-18-2008, 08:01 AM	#6 (permalink)
mamissa3 Registered User Member Since: Oct 2004 Location: southern Md Posts: 639	there is a little boy in my daughters class that she really likes. she was telling us about him one day and i asked if he was blind, she says no he is brown. lol, it was very cute! She is in a class with and extreme mixed range of learnin abalties. __________________ :thewave:
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03-18-2008, 08:18 AM	#8 (permalink)
knittin somdexpressions Member Since: May 2006 Location: St. Mary's County Posts: 44	The computer was running really slow for some reason and my daughter said, "Maybe you have to get rid of the computer's diseases". She was thinking it had a virus! __________________ cafepress.com/somdexpressions for your southern maryland merchandise :larry:
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03-18-2008, 08:24 AM	#9 (permalink)
Callie girl Registered User Member Since: Jul 2007 Location: Callaway Posts: 1,500	When my oldest was 3 1/2, he saw a pic of me pregnant with the younger one and asked about my tummmy and I told him that his brother was in my belly and his whole face went a little white and his mouth dropped open and he said you ate my brother. I laughed and he about cryed so I explained a little to him.
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03-18-2008, 08:30 AM	#10 (permalink)
beamher Registered User Member Since: Mar 2007 Location: still trying to figure that part out Posts: 1,132	we saw a thick cloud of smoke on a nice, summer day, and my son said, "Jesus must be barbequing" __________________ the ultimate driving machine
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