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| Hope Eternal Member Since: Sep 2002 Location: Leonardtown
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| Easy Like Sunday Morning Member Since: Jul 2007 Location: Hollywood, MD
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| OMG... I'd hope he used the non-lubricated kind or else that'd be one slimy dress.
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| Who 'Dat Say ? Member Since: Sep 2007 Location: Leonardtown
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| Tin Man Member Since: Nov 2003 Location: Highway to Hell
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His little darling will need to take on the football, basketball, baseball teams and even the chess club ![]() I often hear that how a woman dresses is not an indication of her expected behavior, but if I was a teen aged boy and my prom date was wearing that dress, I would have an extremely difficult time believing "no".
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| I said yes!!! Member Since: Jan 2002 Location: In the land of corn, soybeans, and chickens.
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| Registered User Member Since: Apr 2008
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| I guess he's saying his daughter is a skank, and that she is going to have a lot of sex on prom night. Good looking-out dad!
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| Hormonal Member Since: Oct 2003 Location: Were not in Smibville anymore, Toto
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| Did they used Ribbed for her pleasure?
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| Visualize whirled peas Member Since: Jul 2006 Location: California
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