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Old 08-13-2012, 12:59 PM   #1
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Inmate has son via smuggled sperm

Inmate has son via smuggled sperm | News.com.au

A BABY boy has been born by Caesarian section, the product of a successful smuggling attempt by a Palestinian prisoner who managed to sneak out a sperm sample to his wife.

Baby Muhannad was born in a Nablus hospital yesterday to Dallal Ziben, a 32-year-old mother-of-two from a village in the northern West Bank, whose husband Ammar is currently serving 32 life sentences in an Israeli prison.

Palestinians are not permitted to receive conjugal visits, and although Dallal Ziben has not set eyes on her husband for 15 years, she says she fell pregnant after being artificially inseminated by sperm her 37-year-old husband managed to sneak out of Hadarim prison in central Israel.

"Praise be to Allah who has blessed us after a long absence with my husband in prison," Ziben said shortly before going in for an elective Caesarean.
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Inmate has son via smuggled sperm | News.com.au

A BABY boy has been born by Caesarian section, the product of a successful smuggling attempt by a Palestinian prisoner who managed to sneak out a sperm sample to his wife.

Baby Muhannad was born in a Nablus hospital yesterday to Dallal Ziben, a 32-year-old mother-of-two from a village in the northern West Bank, whose husband Ammar is currently serving 32 life sentences in an Israeli prison.

Palestinians are not permitted to receive conjugal visits, and although Dallal Ziben has not set eyes on her husband for 15 years, she says she fell pregnant after being artificially inseminated by sperm her 37-year-old husband managed to sneak out of Hadarim prison in central Israel.

"Praise be to Allah who has blessed us after a long absence with my husband in prison," Ziben said shortly before going in for an elective Caesarean.
I hope he doesn't fall for that
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Old 08-13-2012, 01:23 PM   #3
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it's amazing what kind of stories you can concocked when your life is on the line..
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Old 08-13-2012, 01:30 PM   #4
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It was probably smuggled out in a paroled inmate’s rectum.
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Old 08-20-2012, 04:01 PM   #6
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That's kind of screwed up.
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Old 08-20-2012, 10:55 PM   #7
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That is some serious loyalty to not have seen him for 15 and still want to have his child (he will probobly never get to meet)
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