Soooooo true!

[vraiblonde]

Originally Posted by sockgirl77

I never lost my virginity again.

[StadEMS3]

I'm all for a little beating of the monsters. My mother was "wait 'til you're father gets home". My step-dad washard core miltary and the wait for him to get home was painful in it's self. We were raised yes/no sir, yes/no ma'am. Don't ever say "what" to him; we'd get asked are you a light bulb and then a slap up side the head! My favorite was "I'll slap you so hard your eyeballs will change sockets".

Anyhow- I turned out OK except for a little twitch once and a while.

[SoMDGirl42]

Originally Posted by StadEMS3

I'm all for a little beating of the monsters. My mother was "wait 'til you're father gets home". My step-dad washard core miltary and the wait for him to get home was painful in it's self. We were raised yes/no sir, yes/no ma'am. Don't ever say "what" to him; we'd get asked are you a light bulb and then a slap up side the head! My favorite was "I'll slap you so hard your eyeballs will change sockets".

Anyhow- I turned out OK except for a little twitch once and a while.

my favorite was

I'll slap the taste out of your mouth

[sockgirl77 (Premo)]

Originally Posted by SoMDGirl42

my favorite was

I'll slap the taste out of your mouth

Ever get whipped by a wooden spoon? That ####er hurt!

[SoMDGirl42]

Originally Posted by sockgirl77

Ever get whipped by a wooden spoon? That ####er hurt!

absolutely

about as much as those old rubber bottomed slippers. Those biatches sting, along with the fly swatter

[sockgirl77 (Premo)]

Originally Posted by SoMDGirl42

absolutely

about as much as those old rubber bottomed slippers. Those biatches sting, along with the fly swatter

But the fly swatter leaves a gnarly mark on your leg. I used to keep one handy when I drove a car. It doesn't work so much in the van.

[SoMDGirl42]

Originally Posted by sockgirl77

But the fly swatter leaves a gnarly mark on your leg. I used to keep one handy when I drove a car. It doesn't work so much in the van.

you aren't supposed to take the square plastic of the end and beat them with the wire

[sockgirl77 (Premo)]

Originally Posted by SoMDGirl42

you aren't supposed to take the square plastic of the end and beat them with the wire

I meant the little diamond shaped pattern.

[SoMDGirl42]

Originally Posted by sockgirl77

I meant the little diamond shaped pattern.

oh. That's ok. It's called a battle wound. Thier pride got hurt

[LuckyMe143]

I remember getting hit something (mom was very abusive) so I thought I would stand up to her. I told her she hit like a #####. It did not end well. I was 10 :/