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Old 10-20-2004, 12:29 PM   #1
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Rats can't vomit, that's why rat poison works.
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Old 10-20-2004, 12:33 PM   #2
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That's also why putting soda down for them to drink kills them, they can't burp either.
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Old 10-20-2004, 12:33 PM   #3
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Rats can't vomit, that's why Michael Moore is so fat.

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Old 10-20-2004, 12:38 PM   #4
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elephants can't jump either...(it's physically impossible)
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Old 10-20-2004, 12:49 PM   #6
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That's also why putting soda down for them to drink kills them, they can't burp either.
just think if you used beer...
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just think if you used beer...

Bubbles might come out of there nose.
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elephants can't jump either...(it's physically impossible)
This is probably something we should all be thankful for, too.
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