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Old 02-25-2008, 12:00 PM   #1 (permalink)
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What is Bill thinking?
1. Why the hell did I marry her? Why didn't I just put a loaded gun in my mouth?

2. Holy ####, look at that ass. Somewhere, a semi-truck is missing its "Oversized Load" sign.

3. Somewhere, there are two fat girls, naked in a hot tub, and I'm stuck here listening to her jabber on about health care.

4. Damn, Rush is right -- she does sound like Nurse Ratchet.
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Old 02-25-2008, 12:01 PM   #2 (permalink)
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1. Why the hell did I marry her? Why didn't I just put a loaded gun in my mouth?

2. Holy ####, look at that ass. Somewhere, a semi-truck is missing its "Oversized Load" sign.

3. Somewhere, there are two fat girls, naked in a hot tub, and I'm stuck here listening to her jabber on about health care.

4. Damn, Rush is right -- she does sound like Nurse Ratchet.
Too funny!
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Old 02-25-2008, 12:15 PM   #3 (permalink)
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HOW many months 'til the convention?!?
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Old 02-25-2008, 12:23 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Hi ho
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back to the white house I go
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Old 02-25-2008, 12:51 PM   #6 (permalink)
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1. Why the hell did I marry her? Why didn't I just put a loaded gun in my mouth?

2. Holy ####, look at that ass. Somewhere, a semi-truck is missing its "Oversized Load" sign.

3. Somewhere, there are two fat girls, naked in a hot tub, and I'm stuck here listening to her jabber on about health care.

4. Damn, Rush is right -- she does sound like Nurse Ratchet.
Think Dick would be willing to take her hunting?
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Think Dick would be willing to take her hunting?


Ding! ding! ding! We have a winner!
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