The Conservative Palinguage Guide Vols. 1 and 2

[Nonno]

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Vol. 1

If you’re a minority and you’re selected for a job over more qualified candidates you’re a “token hire.”
If you’re a conservative and you’re selected for a job over more qualified candidates you’re a “game changer.”

If you live in an Urban area and you get a girl pregnant you’re a “baby daddy.”
If you’re the same in Alaska you’re a “teen father.” (Actually, according to your own MySpace page you’re an F’n redneck that don’t want any kids, but that’s too long a phrase for the evil liberal media to take out of context and flog morning noon and night).

Black teen pregnancies? A “crisis” in black America.

White teen pregnancies? A “blessed event.”

If you grow up in Hawaii you’re “exotic.”
Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, you’re the quintessential “American story.”

Similarly, if you name you kid Barack you’re “unpatriotic.”
Name your kid Track, you’re “colorful.”

If you’re a Democrat and you make a VP pick without fulling vetting the individual you’re “reckless.”
A Republican who doesn’t fully vet is a “maverick.”

[This_person]

Originally Posted by Nonno

That Minority Thing That Minority Thing » Blog Archive » The Conservative Palinguage Guide Vols. 1 and 2


Vol. 1

If you’re a minority and you’re selected for a job over more qualified candidates you’re a “token hire.”
If you’re a conservative and you’re selected for a job over more qualified candidates you’re a “game changer.”

If you live in an Urban area and you get a girl pregnant you’re a “baby daddy.”
If you’re the same in Alaska you’re a “teen father.” (Actually, according to your own MySpace page you’re an F’n redneck that don’t want any kids, but that’s too long a phrase for the evil liberal media to take out of context and flog morning noon and night).

Black teen pregnancies? A “crisis” in black America.

White teen pregnancies? A “blessed event.”

If you grow up in Hawaii you’re “exotic.”
Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, you’re the quintessential “American story.”

Similarly, if you name you kid Barack you’re “unpatriotic.”
Name your kid Track, you’re “colorful.”

If you’re a Democrat and you make a VP pick without fulling vetting the individual you’re “reckless.”
A Republican who doesn’t fully vet is a “maverick.”

Again, your post confuses me. Is the rate of black teen pregnancies with absentee fathers not a crisis in America? I've never seen someone question this before. And, how does that relate to a pregnancy that is reportedly ending with a marriage? How is that a crisis?

If a person is hired for their race to meet quotas, how does that match a person who is selected as a partner/running mate for election? Where's the parallel?

Perhaps the difference between a "baby daddy" (as Michelle called Barrack), and a "teen father" is more cultural than anything else? And, who cares what it's called?

Would you rather be exotic, or the American story? They both sound pretty good to me.....

What Republican didn't fully vet their VP pick? Enough, anyway, to be their pick?

[squidword]

Originally Posted by Nonno

That Minority Thing That Minority Thing » Blog Archive » The Conservative Palinguage Guide Vols. 1 and 2


Vol. 1

If you’re a minority and you’re selected for a job over more qualified candidates you’re a “token hire.”
If you’re a conservative and you’re selected for a job over more qualified candidates you’re a “game changer.”

If you live in an Urban area and you get a girl pregnant you’re a “baby daddy.”
If you’re the same in Alaska you’re a “teen father.” (Actually, according to your own MySpace page you’re an F’n redneck that don’t want any kids, but that’s too long a phrase for the evil liberal media to take out of context and flog morning noon and night).

Black teen pregnancies? A “crisis” in black America.

White teen pregnancies? A “blessed event.”

If you grow up in Hawaii you’re “exotic.”
Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, you’re the quintessential “American story.”

Similarly, if you name you kid Barack you’re “unpatriotic.”
Name your kid Track, you’re “colorful.”

If you’re a Democrat and you make a VP pick without fulling vetting the individual you’re “reckless.”
A Republican who doesn’t fully vet is a “maverick.”

I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!! WHERE IS VOL.2

[bcp (Premo)]

if you cant understand the difference between actually knowing who the father is, and having family support with plans to marry that father, and the liberal alternative of,
not knowing the father, (guessing which one of the drug addicts are the father does not count)
having no family support and filing for welfare benefits the moment you find out you're preggo,


then there is no hope for you.

[squidword]

If You Can Instill Good Family Values At Home How Can You Be Expected To Be Vice President And Not Screw That Up Also

[SamSpade]

Originally Posted by Nonno

If you’re a minority and you’re selected for a job over more qualified candidates you’re a “token hire.”

Works both ways, pal. If you're a Democrat and minority or a woman and you're on a ballot, you're there because the Democrats are open to everyone.

If you're there and you're a Republican - or you're on a Republican president's presidential cabinet - you're a token.

A Republican who doesn’t fully vet is a “maverick.”

A Democrat who selects a veep who has been a Senator 35 years is still planning to run as an outsider who is going to change the way things are done in Washington.

Of course, the fully vet thing is another one of those "repeat it often enough until it becomes truth" things. The left blogosphere that insists this is the case is basing most of it on "we didn't hear anything".

I'm not at all politically connected and I've heard her name mentioned as a veep at least since Super Tuesday. Why people were "surprised" is a mystery to me. I think they weren't surprised at all - I think they want people who aren't into politics to think it was a surprise.

Because if they WERE surprised, they're freakin' stupid.

[Nonno]

Originally Posted by bcp

if you cant understand the difference between actually knowing who the father is, and having family support with plans to marry that father, and the liberal alternative of,
not knowing the father, (guessing which one of the drug addicts are the father does not count)
having no family support and filing for welfare benefits the moment you find out you're preggo,


then there is no hope for you.

Read the replies, they're better!

[bcp (Premo)]

Originally Posted by squidword

If You Can Instill Good Family Values At Home How Can You Be Expected To Be Vice President And Not Screw That Up Also

what President or Vice President forced you to go out and have sex?

[Pushrod]

Originally Posted by squidword

If You Can Instill Good Family Values At Home How Can You Be Expected To Be Vice President And Not Screw That Up Also

Hey squishy-bodied sucker, move along!

[squidword]

No President Or Vice President Made Me Have Sex But If She Can't Teach Her Daughter To Make Good Decisions How Can She Help The President Is The Point