Newest Palin Scandal - She Owns Tanning Bed!

[itsbob (Premo)]

Originally Posted by wintersprings

Can't remember did she or her husband whip dogs?

He's a Yupit (sp?) so he may have ate one or two.

Sarah hunts so she's guilty of cruelty to animals.. She taught her kids where food comes from, so that was causing undue duress. Because as everyone knows, hamburger comes from Hambushes, and Hamtrees.

[wintersprings]

Originally Posted by itsbob

He's a Yupit (sp?) so he may have ate one or two.

Sarah hunts so she's guilty of cruelty to animals.. She taught her kids where food comes from, so that was causing undue duress. Because as everyone knows, hamburger comes from Hambushes, and Hamtrees.

fishing kills

so there...she is cruel

add that one

[cwo_ghwebb]

Originally Posted by Toxick

It just reminds us how out of touch Palin is with the average working man.



I'll bet Obama doesn't have a tanning bed.

Obama in a tanning bed is like raisins in the sun.

[vraiblonde]

@ this whole thread

[cwo_ghwebb]

Originally Posted by vraiblonde

@ this whole thread

That was the whole idea. These attempted smears are ludicrous to anyone with half a brain.

Maybe Palin is showing her feminine side. Since she can see Russia from her house, maybe she uses the tanning bed as a moose stand.

[cwo_ghwebb]

WASILLA, AK - Records and eyewitnesses have come to light that prior to announcing her candidacy for the Vice Presidency; Sarah Palin shot a Bigfoot from a helicopter.

A government helicopter was seen flying low over the Chugach National Park with what witnesses described as “a sexy librarian shooting out the side.” Employees at a local bait shop report seeing a similar woman only hours before carrying an infant in a camouflage Baby Bjorn.



Palin Bags a Bigfoot#|#Weekly World News

[Lenny]

Originally Posted by cwo_ghwebb

WASILLA, AK - Records and eyewitnesses have come to light that prior to announcing her candidacy for the Vice Presidency; Sarah Palin shot a Bigfoot from a helicopter.

A government helicopter was seen flying low over the Chugach National Park with what witnesses described as “a sexy librarian shooting out the side.” Employees at a local bait shop report seeing a similar woman only hours before carrying an infant in a camouflage Baby Bjorn.

Palin Bags a Bigfoot#|#Weekly World News

... one must wonder if killing Bigfoot wasn't really patricide. Sarah is secretly Bigfoot's mistress and has born him a son!

[cwo_ghwebb]

Originally Posted by Lenny

... one must wonder if killing Bigfoot wasn't really patricide. Sarah is secretly Bigfoot's mistress and has born him a son!

And after the affair with McCain, blackmailed him into selecting her as his Vice Presidential candidate. She wants to fire the White House chefs so she can cook McCain's dinners and poison him slowly so she can take over in his 25 month, run for election twice and become the most powerful woman in the world for ten years!

Originally Posted by Digger

That's because she expects the taxpayers from all the other states to pay for her idiotic projects.

Ever hear of The Bridge To Nowhere?

yeah Andy ....

she shot that one down, and spent the money on better things

[Go G-Men]

Originally Posted by cwo_ghwebb

FTA: "She paid for it herself," McCallister told TPMmuckraker. "It was surplus from a local athletic club."

Which is nice to know. Even being able to afford a new tanning bed, she's frugal with money.

What the hell was she thinking? Paying for the tanning bed herself! Doesn't she know how politicians do things in this country? She is gonna ruin it for all of us!!!!