REAL difference between libs and conservatives

[foodcritic]

Hillarious.................



A Parable:

I was talking to a friend of mine's little girl, and she said she wanted to be President some day.

Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her,

'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?'

She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.'

'Wow - what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'You don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 toward food or a new house.' She thought that over for a few seconds 'cause she's only 6. And while her Mom glared at me,

she looked me straight in the eye and asked, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?

And I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.'

[wintersprings]

Another one that good

A kid is asked if her high grades (Her A's) mean she can give some to the lower kids that need a boost to get into college. SO one of her A's becomes a B and a C becomes a B from a deserving inter city student.

She says NO, I earned those grades, the other student can study like I did, work hard on homework like I did and rest like I did before the test and not party.

And I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.' We are evil you know.