Is this true?

[Pete (Premo)]

Originally Posted by kwillia

NASCAR T-shirts are gonna be so ghey...

Joey Logano peers into the camera. Despite a long hard rookie year he still looks youthfull and innocent. He speaks:

On raceday I get the itch to go fast I jump into my #20 Gyne-Lotrimin/Leggs panty Hose Hyundai Sonata. When my girlfriends cooter started itching, she went right for the Gyne-Lotrinim cream.

Nip your itch in the bud with Gyne-Lotrimin......On the track or in the sack.......relief FAST


Voice over guy: Gyne Lotrimin is the official vaginal cream of NASCAR.

[chernmax (Premo)]

Originally Posted by Pete

You better get used to cheering for the #24 Gyne-Lotrimin Volvo and the #43 Haynes Her Way Hyundai

................. And the new Offical Beer Sponsor "Tsingtao Beer" Brewed from the finest rivers of Qingdao, China

[frogman123]

nascrap sucks-- and to think they call it a sport... hahaha that and "pro wrestling" what a joke.... what would the poor hicks do in all of their spare time with no nascar and wrestling??? I guess there would still be the demolition derbies and lawnmower racing hahahaha

[chernmax (Premo)]

Originally Posted by frogman123

nascrap sucks-- and to think they call it a sport... hahaha that and "pro wrestling" what a joke.... what would the poor hicks do in all of their spare time with no nascar and wrestling??? I guess there would still be the demolition derbies and lawnmower racing hahahaha

They can always clean their guns and go to church!

Originally Posted by frogman123

nascrap sucks-- and to think they call it a sport... hahaha that and "pro wrestling" what a joke.... what would the poor hicks do in all of their spare time with no nascar and wrestling??? I guess there would still be the demolition derbies and lawnmower racing hahahaha

First of all, it's called a sport because it is a sport.

Sport: an activity that is governed by a set of rules or customs and often engaged in competitively.

Sport - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

You fail once.

Second, there will always be racing. There may not be fans in the grandstands - but drivers will be racing regardless.

Third, you can go #### yourself.

Have a nice day.

Originally Posted by chernmax

They can always clean their guns and go to church!

That's an idea - us "hicks" can gather and use frogman123 for target practice.

[General Lee]

Originally Posted by ImnoMensa

They do need to change the name of NASCAR.

There isnt a Stock Car in the field. Especially now.

Wait until Obama makes them all get 30 miles per gallon while racing .

Why? NASCAR is perfect...............Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

[Bann (Premo)]

Originally Posted by Beaver-Cleaver

Obama Orders Chevrolet and Dodge Out Of NASCAR - Car News/Motorsports/High Performance/Hot Lists/Reviews/Car and Driver - Car And Driver

I don't see anything about it elsewhere - not that I don't believe it just thought MSDNC would be running it sticking their middle finger up at us while laughing now.

If it is true, count me red in 2012.

You cannot be serious!

[Bann (Premo)]

Originally Posted by Pete

You better get used to cheering for the #24 Gyne-Lotrimin Volvo and the #43 Haynes Her Way Hyundai