List of 20 ways to become a liberal

*Mike* ^(Premo) · 05-04-2009, 11:23 PM

1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand for 7 month term, viable fetuses.

2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding citizens are more of a threat than nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Iran or Chinese and North Korean communists.

4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding and ONLY Federally funded art is worthwhile.

5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by historically cyclical changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.

6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being homosexual is beautiful.

7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

8. You have to believe that the same teachers who can't teach 4th-graders how to read are somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but PETA activists do....even if they are blowing up people with bombs to make their point!!!

10. You have to believe that being "given" self-esteem is more important than actually making the effort to earn it.

11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make "The Passion of the Christ" for financial gain.

12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution. If you don't know what we're talking about here......it's time you looked it up.

13. You have to believe that Federal "taxing of the rich" is too low, but ATM fees are too high.

14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee, and Thomas Edison.

15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.

16. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in
charge. You believe that Hollywood, California has those people.

17. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag queens and transvestites, often unclothed, should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

18. You have to believe that Barbara Streisand and The Dixie Chicks know more about National Security than Condeleeza Rice.

19. You have to believe that The New York Times and CNN are Patriotic and individuals that proudly display the American Flag are NUTS!!

20. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right-wing conspiracy.

GOD BLESS AMERICA............oops, can't say that if you're Liberal.

BluDieselDually · 05-05-2009, 12:01 AM

This is funny but true!

cwo_ghwebb · 05-05-2009, 06:14 AM

You believe in pro-choice for women and abortions and anti-choice for school vouchers.

*Bann* ^(Premo) · 05-05-2009, 06:45 AM

Pretty much covers it!

Rommey · 05-05-2009, 10:48 AM

You believe that your form of "Freedom of Speech" trumps all other's "Freedom of Speech".

*bcp* ^(Premo) · 05-05-2009, 11:18 AM

so much easier than that long complicated list.
1) quit working
2) vote twice
3) get the people who still work to pay your bills.

pretty much covers it.

imatard · 05-05-2009, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by bcp

so much easier than that long complicated list.
1) quit working
2) vote twice
3) get the people who still work to pay your bills.

pretty much covers it.

You forgot, have acorn pay you to vote twice.

*Bann* ^(Premo) · 05-05-2009, 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bcp

so much easier than that long complicated list.
1) quit working
2) vote twice
3) get the people who still work to pay your bills.

4) vote after you're dead
pretty much covers it.

:fixed:

*bcp* ^(Premo) · 05-06-2009, 07:51 AM

Voting after you have died is the biggest attraction to becoming a democrat.
Its the only way that I know of to come back and see family once every couple years.
It does stand to reason though if you put some thought into it, They do have the second coming as their leader

ImnoMensa · 05-06-2009, 10:17 AM

The easiest way to become a liberal is to stop breathing for over 4 minutes and become brain dead.

05-04-2009, 11:23 PM	#1 (permalink)
Mike ^(Premo) F*** Socialism! Member Since: Aug 2007 Posts: 1,160	List of 20 ways to become a liberal 1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand for 7 month term, viable fetuses. 2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity. 3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding citizens are more of a threat than nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Iran or Chinese and North Korean communists. 4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding and ONLY Federally funded art is worthwhile. 5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by historically cyclical changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's. 6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being homosexual is beautiful. 7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding. 8. You have to believe that the same teachers who can't teach 4th-graders how to read are somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex. 9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but PETA activists do....even if they are blowing up people with bombs to make their point!!! 10. You have to believe that being "given" self-esteem is more important than actually making the effort to earn it. 11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make "The Passion of the Christ" for financial gain. 12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution. If you don't know what we're talking about here......it's time you looked it up. 13. You have to believe that Federal "taxing of the rich" is too low, but ATM fees are too high. 14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee, and Thomas Edison. 15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not. 16. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge. You believe that Hollywood, California has those people. 17. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag queens and transvestites, often unclothed, should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal. 18. You have to believe that Barbara Streisand and The Dixie Chicks know more about National Security than Condeleeza Rice. 19. You have to believe that The New York Times and CNN are Patriotic and individuals that proudly display the American Flag are NUTS!! 20. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right-wing conspiracy. GOD BLESS AMERICA............oops, can't say that if you're Liberal. __________________ CHANGE YOU CAN BELIEVE IN: http://www.clearspring.com/widgets/4...880e5da18a271a DON'T BLAME ME I VOTED FOR THE OTHER GUY
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05-05-2009, 12:01 AM	#2 (permalink)
BluDieselDually Registered User Member Since: May 2009 Location: Chaptico, MD Posts: 8	This is funny but true!
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05-05-2009, 06:14 AM	#3 (permalink)
cwo_ghwebb No Use for Donk Twits Member Since: Jul 2005 Location: Costa Rica bound Posts: 6,675	You believe in pro-choice for women and abortions and anti-choice for school vouchers. __________________ I don't accept the false premise that I'm not the Messiah and I'm not infallible! - B.O.
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05-05-2009, 06:45 AM	#4 (permalink)
Bann ^(Premo) Mavericky! Member Since: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,923	Pretty much covers it! __________________ Proud member of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy!
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05-05-2009, 10:48 AM	#5 (permalink)
Rommey Registered User Member Since: Nov 2008 Posts: 364	You believe that your form of "Freedom of Speech" trumps all other's "Freedom of Speech". __________________ Go back and search before you rock back that Pez dispenser of Stupid called a mouth. ~ Pete
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05-05-2009, 11:18 AM	#6 (permalink)
bcp ^(Premo) ... Member Since: Dec 2005 Posts: 22,109 Blog Entries: 2	so much easier than that long complicated list. 1) quit working 2) vote twice 3) get the people who still work to pay your bills. pretty much covers it. __________________ "What country can preserve its liberties, if its rulers are not warned from time to time that this people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms." (Thomas Jefferson) Congress has not unlimited powers to provide for the general welfare, but only those specifically enumerated. (Thomas Jefferson on the General Welfare) POOR PEOPLE HAVE BEEN VOTING FOR DEMOCRATS FOR 50 YEARS, AND THEY'RE STILL POOR My Ignore List
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05-06-2009, 07:51 AM	#9 (permalink)
bcp ^(Premo) ... Member Since: Dec 2005 Posts: 22,109 Blog Entries: 2	Voting after you have died is the biggest attraction to becoming a democrat. Its the only way that I know of to come back and see family once every couple years. It does stand to reason though if you put some thought into it, They do have the second coming as their leader __________________ "What country can preserve its liberties, if its rulers are not warned from time to time that this people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms." (Thomas Jefferson) Congress has not unlimited powers to provide for the general welfare, but only those specifically enumerated. (Thomas Jefferson on the General Welfare) POOR PEOPLE HAVE BEEN VOTING FOR DEMOCRATS FOR 50 YEARS, AND THEY'RE STILL POOR My Ignore List
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05-06-2009, 10:17 AM	#10 (permalink)
ImnoMensa Registered User Member Since: Jul 2007 Posts: 9,196	The easiest way to become a liberal is to stop breathing for over 4 minutes and become brain dead. __________________ Radical Islam is an insane murder cult; moderate Islam is its Trojan Horse in the West.
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