Obama on SDI...

[Larry Gude (Premo)]

Washington

"In light of today's provocative missile launches by North Korea, their detonation of a successful nuclear device yesterday and concerns over the increasing missile capabilities of Iran, I am ordering an acceleration of missile defense weapons and ordering our contractors, which I bought last night with a swap of GM and AIG stock, and, frankly, got a very good deal on, to rapidly increase our capabilities in terms of being able to make these dangerous advances by both North Korea and Iran irrelevant in terms of their abilities and capabilities to threaten their neighbors and destabilize their respective regions. I am having this done in the interest of peace and simple common sense. Any dumb ass would see this as not only the intelligent but sane thing to do in light of these dangerous developments..."

Developing...





This is a parody spoof and, obviously, not a forthcoming announcement from the White House.

[chernmax (Premo)]

This is what I remember Obama saying about missile defense...

[PsyOps]

Originally Posted by Larry Gude

Washington

"In light of today's provocative missile launches by North Korea, their detonation of a successful nuclear device yesterday and concerns over the increasing missile capabilities of Iran, I am ordering 100 million iPods (which are loaded with the same song list as what we gave the Mother Queen), which I bought last night with a swap of GM and AIG stock, and, frankly, got a very good deal on, to rapidly increase our friendship in terms of being able to make these dangerous advances by both North Korea and Iran irrelevant in terms of their abilities and capabilities to threaten their neighbors and destabilize their respective regions. I am having this done in the interest of peace and simple common sense. Any dumb ass would see this as not only the intelligent but sane thing to do in light of these dangerous developments. Rock on!"

:fixed:

[itsbob (Premo)]

Originally Posted by chernmax

This is what I remember Obama saying about missile defense...

What?? Obama talking about unecessary spending?? Not that's some funny #### right there..


10 Billion for missile defense.. or TRILLIONS for carmaker defense, which is more worthwhile spending??

[chernmax (Premo)]

Originally Posted by itsbob

What?? Obama talking about unecessary spending?? Not that's some funny #### right there..


10 Billion for missile defense.. or TRILLIONS for carmaker defense, which is more worthwhile spending??

Don't forget the pig smell problem...

And it's only considered unnecessary spending if you actually read the bill!!!