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Old 09-22-2009, 02:04 PM   #11 (permalink)
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But it does sounds like something Pete has experienced......
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Urinating will also make you gay because you have to handle your man parts, and touching yourself is GAY GAY GAY!

It starts off simply answering the call of nature, and the next thing you know you're on all fours wearing a pig-mask taking a creamy bath in an alley surrounded by sweaty guys dressed up like the village people smelling vaguely of salt and cod-liver oil.
Tell me that this was made up and not some painful memory of your childhood.
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Old 09-22-2009, 02:07 PM   #13 (permalink)
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But it does sounds like something Pete has experienced......
Yes, just once though. Right after I became a conservative and now bestiality and self abasement are things of the past. you march along Donky Kong, I will not judge you.
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Old 09-22-2009, 02:08 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Yes, just once though. Right after I became a conservative and now bestiality and self abasement are things of the past.
I knew I should have never read Farm Weekly.
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Tell me that this was made up and not some painful memory of your childhood.
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Old 09-22-2009, 03:47 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Urinating will also make you gay because you have to handle your man parts, and touching yourself is GAY GAY GAY!

It starts off simply answering the call of nature, and the next thing you know you're on all fours wearing a pig-mask taking a creamy bath in an alley surrounded by sweaty guys dressed up like the village people smelling vaguely of salt and cod-liver oil.
Had a bad experience did ya?
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and we will be watching the little pink piggy






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and we will be watching the little pink piggy
Hard to take your eyes off that swinging ham hey? Nothin' like a little porcine delight!

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