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05-10-2006, 03:36 PM
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| This Space for Rent  Member Since: Feb 2004
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| Texas Pete 2008 plans global U.N. ban... Platform Item 6,293B - We call for a global ban on the U.N.! Our first action will be to call a meeting of the entire body of the U.N. We will then throw in a slew of papers on possible dictators that need stomping but also have large pockets to bribe with. While they are busy trying to find out what side they are on with endless chatter, we will chain shut all the doors, weld them up, and put bars over the windows. Humanely, we will shut off the water so their throats will dry to the point they can not speak. We do not want them to torture each other in their last moments. Finally, we will attach super boosters to the bottom of the U.N. building, attach a guidance system, and send them into space. This will solve two problems: 1) The U.N. itself 2) We should reduce hot gases increasing global warming by 5% once they stop speaking
__________________ "A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." ~Herm Albright "Without people feeling the need to work to make a living, sheltered by state regulations that are excessively paternalistic and irrational, we will never stimulate a love for work," ~ Raul Castro. |
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05-10-2006, 03:38 PM
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| Even better - make sure the next 747 to crash into a building in NYC is guided by fighters to only hit the UN. |
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05-10-2006, 03:41 PM
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__________________ "A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." ~Herm Albright "Without people feeling the need to work to make a living, sheltered by state regulations that are excessively paternalistic and irrational, we will never stimulate a love for work," ~ Raul Castro. | |
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05-10-2006, 05:53 PM
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| Just a forgiven sinner  Member Since: Sep 2002
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| Have any yard signs. I'll put some up. 
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05-10-2006, 05:57 PM
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__________________ "A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." ~Herm Albright "Without people feeling the need to work to make a living, sheltered by state regulations that are excessively paternalistic and irrational, we will never stimulate a love for work," ~ Raul Castro. | |
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05-10-2006, 05:59 PM
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__________________ "A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." ~Herm Albright "Without people feeling the need to work to make a living, sheltered by state regulations that are excessively paternalistic and irrational, we will never stimulate a love for work," ~ Raul Castro. |
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05-10-2006, 06:14 PM
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05-10-2006, 06:15 PM
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05-10-2006, 06:17 PM
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05-10-2006, 06:21 PM
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__________________ "A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." ~Herm Albright "Without people feeling the need to work to make a living, sheltered by state regulations that are excessively paternalistic and irrational, we will never stimulate a love for work," ~ Raul Castro. | |
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