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Old 04-18-2008, 12:00 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The next logical step in Intelligent Design "theory"

You see this is EXACTLY how ID Folks look to the rest of the world
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Stork People?? are they the people that take care of the storks that bring the babies to happy mommy's and daddy's??
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Excerpt from Georgia Skeptic Electronic Newsletter, Fall 1993
OVULATION VS. CRETINISM

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Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction and the theory of the stork. Many people believe in the theory of sexual reproduction because they have been taught this theory at school. In reality, however, many of the world’s leading scientists are in favour of the theory of the stork. If the theory of sexual reproduction is taught in schools, it must only be taught as a theory and not as the truth. Alternative theories, such as the theory of the stork, must also be taught. Evidence supporting the theory of the stork include the following:

1) It is a scientifically established fact that the stork does exist. This can be confirmed by every ornithologist.

2) The alleged human fetal development contains several features that the theory of sexual reproduction is unable to explain.

3) The theory of sexual reproduction implies that a child is approximately nine months old at birth. This is an absurd claim, since everyone knows that a newborn child is newborn.

4) According to the theory of sexual reproduction, children are a result of sexual intercourse. There are, however, many well-documented cases where sexual intercourse has not led to the birth of a child.

5) Statistical studies in the Netherlands have indicated a positive correlation between the birth rate and the number of storks. Both are declining.

6) The theory of the stork can be investigated by rigorous scientific methods. The only assumption involved is that children are delivered by the stork
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thanks. the link wouldnt work for me.
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The next logical step in Intelligent Design "theory"

You see this is EXACTLY how ID Folks look to the rest of the world
Wow, great job in proving Ben's point of the movie!!

{pssst: Better link}
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[youtube]The next logical step in Intelligent Design "theory"
You see this is EXACTLY how ID Folks look to the rest of the world
In case it is new to you, check out the FSM website Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
(for extra enlightenment click on the hate-mail page and read the Christian messages posted there)
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In case it is new to you, check out the FSM website Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
(for extra enlightenment click on the hate-mail page and read the Christian messages posted there)
Thanks i was looking for that link
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Thanks i was looking for that link
You are most welcome; I'm glad to help people find the One True Way and dispel such nonsense religions as Storkism.
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Without "Stork People", who would those folks that sell those big wooden 'storks' sell those signs that proclaim the birth of a new child in every 'progressive' neighborhood?

I guess 'progressive' parents have a wooden sign of Stalin professing 'another child born to further the cause'?
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