The "New" Jesus

migtig · 07-17-2008, 01:09 PM

Man who says he's Jesus spreads controversial message in Houston | TOP STORIES | KHOU.com | News for Houston, Texas

He claims to be the second coming of Christ, but his message is controversial.
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“This is a historic event, knowing God is here on Earth,” Roxana de los Angels said.

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Breitbart.tv » Texas Preacher’s Claim to be the Second Coming of Christ Gains Mass Following

Things that make you

Radiant1 · 07-17-2008, 01:54 PM

One of the comments: "Don't drink his kool-aid...."

*ItalianScallion* ^(Premo) · 07-17-2008, 04:24 PM

This fool, false teacher and LOOSER has body guards and carries a gun. Did Jesus do this? NO! Not the real Jesus of even an impersonator. Matthew 24 v 23-27.
Anyone who says there is no hell is sure to find himself there one day soon.

Xaquin44 · 07-17-2008, 04:28 PM

There were no guns in ancient times.

Jesus would probably have packed heat.

Toxick · 07-17-2008, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Xaquin44

Jesus would probably have packed heat.

The events with the money-changers would have definitely had a different ending.

*ItalianScallion* ^(Premo) · 07-17-2008, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Xaquin44

There were no guns in ancient times.

Jesus would probably have packed heat.

Why would He need to carry heat? Duh!
Have you never heard the quip;
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot one another...?

Ok, most people would understand I meant a weapon.

Xaquin44 · 07-17-2008, 04:53 PM

And Jesus said: Deny me three times, Peter, and I wil have the two sons of Zebedee put a cap in your ass.

And I'm not talking about the kind your neighbor has either.

The little known Matthew 26:34.5

Radiant1 · 07-17-2008, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Nucklesack

but how do i get you to drink my koolaid

You're obviously not offering the right flavor.

This_person · 07-18-2008, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Xaquin44

There were no guns in ancient times.

Jesus would probably have packed heat.

See, sometimes blasphemy can be funny!

Marie · 08-30-2008, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by ItalianScallion

This fool, false teacher and LOOSER has body guards and carries a gun. Did Jesus do this? NO! Not the real Jesus of even an impersonator. Matthew 24 v 23-27.
Anyone who says there is no hell is sure to find himself there one day soon.

Should we say, "perhaps you should try Jesus as you savior" ...almost with a consumer market oriented mentality? "There are lots of religious options and if you try this particular religious option you might like it." ... No... rather, Jesus is Lord and he will soon be invading with His armies. He is offering pardon in advance of His invasion and should you receive the pardon and ally yourself with Him now before He invades, when He comes you will be considered His ally and He will raise you to Kingship. The alternative is to be under the wrath of the King. It is not some kind of religious option. It an announcement that a new King is on the throne and He'll be invading. The gospel is not an invitation to an array of a buffet style choices, it is a command. Will you heed the command? Jesus is Lord, repent and believe. - William Wilder

07-17-2008, 01:09 PM	#1
migtig aka Mrs. Giant Member Since: May 2002 Location: Candy Land Posts: 17,642	The "New" Jesus Man who says he's Jesus spreads controversial message in Houston \| TOP STORIES \| KHOU.com \| News for Houston, Texas He claims to be the second coming of Christ, but his message is controversial. ------\----- “This is a historic event, knowing God is here on Earth,” Roxana de los Angels said. Another link Breitbart.tv » Texas Preacher’s Claim to be the Second Coming of Christ Gains Mass Following Things that make you Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Add post to Facebook __________________ Disclaimer: My online conversation and comments to you in no way imply that I am actually interested in you.
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Radiant1 Soul Probe Member Since: Apr 2007 Location: at the mountaintop Posts: 5,647	One of the comments: "Don't drink his kool-aid...." Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Add post to Facebook __________________ "What the caterpillar calls the end of the world the master calls a butterfly." ~ Richard Bach "If we don't change, we don't grow. If we don't grow, we are not really living. Growth demands a temporary surrender of security." ~ Gail Sheehy
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ItalianScallion ^(Premo) Harley Rider Member Since: Mar 2007 Location: Waldorf Posts: 7,450	This fool, false teacher and LOOSER has body guards and carries a gun. Did Jesus do this? NO! Not the real Jesus of even an impersonator. Matthew 24 v 23-27. Anyone who says there is no hell is sure to find himself there one day soon. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Add post to Facebook __________________ Everything Obama likes, fails. Good thing he hates America Remember; you can't get fire insurance after the fire Study the Bible now!! There will be a test later
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07-17-2008, 04:28 PM	#4
Xaquin44 Registered User Member Since: Jan 2007 Posts: 5,627	There were no guns in ancient times. Jesus would probably have packed heat. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Add post to Facebook
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07-17-2008, 04:53 PM	#7
Xaquin44 Registered User Member Since: Jan 2007 Posts: 5,627	And Jesus said: Deny me three times, Peter, and I wil have the two sons of Zebedee put a cap in your ass. And I'm not talking about the kind your neighbor has either. The little known Matthew 26:34.5 Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Add post to Facebook
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