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[itsbob (Premo)]

I got another Marine one..


As Marines attended the Army Ranger Camp in sunny Florida, the ranger Cadre decided it was time to define tough, and what it meant to be an Army Ranger

As he stood in front of the class of Ranger candidates he exclaimed

"Men, it's time I showed you the definition of tough!"

As he reached into the swamp and pulled out a very large alligator..

He pryed the animals mouth open and placed his dick into it's mouth.. the alligator clamping down with all his might. The Ranger continues to talk about toughness, and how tough a Ranger really is.. after awhile the Ranger finishes and takes out his trusty K-Bar, beats the alligator on the head with his K-Bar until it realeases it's grip..

Then looks around at all the future Rangers and says...

"Which one of YOU is tough enough to do it!??"

To which a Marine in the class snaps to attention and says..

"Sergeant, I am man enough, and tough enough to do it.....




Just don't hit me so hard with the K-Bar!"

[Bustem' Down]

Originally Posted by itsbob

I got another Marine one..


As Marines attended the Army Ranger Camp in sunny Florida, the ranger Cadre decided it was time to define tough, and what it meant to be an Army Ranger

As he stood in front of the class of Ranger candidates he exclaimed

"Men, it's time I showed you the definition of tough!"

As he reached into the swamp and pulled out a very large alligator..

He pryed the animals mouth open and placed his dick into it's mouth.. the alligator clamping down with all his might. The Ranger continues to talk about toughness, and how tough a Ranger really is.. after awhile the Ranger finishes and takes out his trusty K-Bar, beats the alligator on the head with his K-Bar until it realeases it's grip..

Then looks around at all the future Rangers and says...

"Which one of YOU is tough enough to do it!??"

To which a Marine in the class snaps to attention and says..

"Sergeant, I am man enough, and tough enough to do it.....




Just don't hit me so hard with the K-Bar!"

I'll have to send that to one of my Army buddies.