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|05-08-2007, 03:08 PM||#1|
Look my ass glows!
Member Since: Sep 2006
A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, " Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2007, Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and
has a rather strong sex drive.
A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc. located above the garage will be designated for your sole use and the salary is $200,000 a year.
The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bull####tin' me!"
The social worker said, "Yeah, well . . You started it."
Having to take care of a dog made me hold on to the last trace of decency and self-worth I had in me.
"I'm not a tree-hugging person, but we can't keep using the bay like a slop jar."
The American Indians found out what happens when you don't control immigration.
3 prescriptions solves all-Sodium Pentothal, Pancuronium Bromide, and Potassium Chloride. Administered in quick succession.
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