Air Canada Flight

ServiceGuy · 07-24-2007, 04:57 PM

After an Air Canada flight reached its cruising altitude, the captain
announced: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain.

Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from St. John's to Toronto. The weather
ahead is good, so we should have a smooth, uneventful flight. So sit back,
relax and . . .. OH, MY GOD!"

Silence followed!..................

Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom. "Ladies and
gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight
attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should
see the front of my pants!"

One Newfie passenger yelled: "Yeah, well you should see the back of mine!"

JustTheFax · 08-07-2007, 08:05 PM

Tomahawk202 · 08-07-2007, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ServiceGuy

After an Air Canada flight reached its cruising altitude, the captain
announced: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain.

Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from St. John's to Toronto. The weather
ahead is good, so we should have a smooth, uneventful flight. So sit back,
relax and . . .. OH, MY GOD!"

Silence followed!..................

Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom. "Ladies and
gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight
attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should
see the front of my pants!"

One Newfie passenger yelled: "Yeah, well you should see the back of mine!"

Good one. That's why I fly, drunk.!

07-24-2007, 04:57 PM	#1
ServiceGuy Registered User Member Since: Apr 2006 Location: Somewhere between here and there Posts: 786	Air Canada Flight After an Air Canada flight reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from St. John's to Toronto. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth, uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and . . .. OH, MY GOD!" Silence followed!.................. Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom. "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!" One Newfie passenger yelled: "Yeah, well you should see the back of mine!" Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Add post to Facebook __________________ Try not to let your mind wander....It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
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