The Harley

[GWguy]

On a farm, there was a horse and a baby chick. One day, the horse is out in the field after a rain, and falls into a mudhole. He tries and tries, but can't get himself out. The chick happens to be walking nearby, sees the horse's predicament, and offers to help. The horse says, "Run back to the farmhouse, find the farmer and get him out here with his truck to pull me out." The chick runs as fast as her little legs can carry her, gets to the farmhouse only to find the farmer has gone to town. She looks around, sees the farmer's Harley in the shed. The chick jumps on, starts it up and drives out to the horse (ok, just bear with me here...). The chick ties a rope to the back of the bike, throws the other end to the horse and pulls him out. Tired, but happy, they go home.

A few months go by, and the chick is out in the field and falls into a hole. The sides are too steep and she can't climb out. She yells and yells until the horse hears her and comes to see what the matter is. The chick says, "I've fallen in this hole! Go get the farmer's Harley and pull me out!!". The horse thinks about, says "Naw, I've got a better idea...." The horse straddles the hole, let's his manhood drop down lower and lower until the chick can grab it. The horse pulls the chick to safety.

The Moral ??


















If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Harley to pick up chicks.