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|10-08-2007, 03:36 PM||#1|
Member Since: Jul 2007
Location: Mostly zoos and botanical parks...but I get out now and then.
This guy owns a horse stud farm and gets a call from a friend. "I know this midget with a speech impediment who wants to buy a horse. I'm sending him over."
The midget arrives, and the owner asks if he wants a male or female horse. "A female horth," the midget replies.
So the owner shows him one. "Nith looking horth, can I thee her mouth?"
So the owner picks up the midget and shows him the horse's mouth. "Nith mouth. Can I thee her eyesth?"
So the owner picks up the midget and shows the eyes.
"Ok, what about her earth?"
Now the owner is getting pissed, but he picks up the midget one more time and shows the ears. "OK, finally, I'd like to thee her ####."
With that, the owner picks up the midget and shoves his head up the horse's canal then pulls him out.
Shaking his head, the midget says, "Perhapth I should rephrase. I'd like to thee her run!"
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