Love & Marriage -- 10 Tell-Tale Differences

*jazz lady* ^(Premo) · 06-08-2003, 06:05 PM

Love is holding hands in the street
Marriage is holding arguments in the street

Love is dinner for 2 in your favourite restaurant
Marriage is a Chinese take-out

Love is cuddling on a sofa
Marriage is deciding on a sofa

Love is talking about having children
Marriage is talking about getting away from children

Love is going to bed early
Marriage is going to sleep early

Love is a romantic drive
Marriage is a tarmac drive

Love is losing your appetite
Marriage is losing your figure

Love is sweet nothing in the ear
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank

Love is a flickering flame
Marriage is a flickering television

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough?"

migtig · 06-08-2003, 06:27 PM

Neither one sound like a worthwhile pursuit

06-08-2003, 06:05 PM	#1 (permalink)
jazz lady ^(Premo) ~~ rara avis ~~ Member Since: Sep 2001 Posts: 45,653 Blog Entries: 5	Love & Marriage -- 10 Tell-Tale Differences Love is holding hands in the street Marriage is holding arguments in the street Love is dinner for 2 in your favourite restaurant Marriage is a Chinese take-out Love is cuddling on a sofa Marriage is deciding on a sofa Love is talking about having children Marriage is talking about getting away from children Love is going to bed early Marriage is going to sleep early Love is a romantic drive Marriage is a tarmac drive Love is losing your appetite Marriage is losing your figure Love is sweet nothing in the ear Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank Love is a flickering flame Marriage is a flickering television Love is 1 drink and 2 straws Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough?" __________________ ............................ "Jazz music is an intensified feeling of nonchalance.” ~ Francoise Sagan "To jazz or not to jazz; there is no question.” ~ Louis Armstrong
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06-08-2003, 06:27 PM	#2 (permalink)
migtig aka Mrs. Giant Member Since: May 2002 Location: Candy Land Posts: 15,726	Neither one sound like a worthwhile pursuit __________________ Disclaimer: My online conversation and comments to you in no way imply that I am actually interested in you.
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