A 1st grade school teacher

[GWguy]

A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!

1.Don't change horses - until they stop running.
2.Strike while the - bug is close.
3.It's always darkest before - Daylight Saving Time.
4.Never underestimate the power of - termites.
5.You can lead a horse to water but - How?
6.Don't bite the hand that - looks dirty.
7.No news is - impossible
8.A miss is as good as a - Mr.
9.You can't teach an old dog new - Math
10.If you lie down with dogs, you'll - stink in the morning.
11.Love all, trust - Me.
12.The pen is mightier than the - pigs.
13.An idle mind is - the best way to relax.
14.Where there's smoke there's - pollution.
15.Happy the bride who - gets all the presents.
16.A penny saved is - not much.
17.Two's company, three's - the Musketeers.
18.Don't put off till tomorrow what - you put on to go to bed.
19.Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and - You have to blow your nose.
20.There are none so blind as - Stevie Wonder.
21.Children should be seen and not - spanked or grounded.
22.If at first you don't succeed - get new batteries.
23.You get out of something only what you - See in the picture on the box
24.When the blind lead the blind - get out of the way.
25.A bird in the hand - is going to poop on you.

And the WINNER!

26.Better late than - Pregnant

[pcjohnnyb]

thats cute. kids are so clever lol.

[tiny tim]

what kind of idiot would actually believe that the 26 kids in one class came up with these. i mean come on. really now. these weren't done by kids at all. just some loser who forwards chain letters in they spare time.

[desertrat (Premo)]

Originally Posted by tiny tim

what kind of idiot would actually believe that the 26 kids in one class came up with these. i mean come on. really now. these weren't done by kids at all. just some loser who forwards chain letters in they spare time.

Even though I agree with you, timmy, especially about the last one (what first grader understands the relationship between menstral cycles and conception?) I think you are the only kind of idiot that felt the need to point out that it didn't really happen. Go read the one about the horse, Harley and chicken and get back to us on that will ya'?

[Finofan]

[GWguy]

Originally Posted by tiny tim

what kind of idiot would actually believe that the 26 kids in one class came up with these. i mean come on. really now. these weren't done by kids at all. just some loser who forwards chain letters in they spare time.

Good God, man, IT'S A FRIKKIN JOKE! Get a life that doesn't include sending me red every time you log on!

[kathie54]

Originally Posted by tiny tim

what kind of idiot would actually believe that the 26 kids in one class came up with these. i mean come on. really now. these weren't done by kids at all. just some loser who forwards chain letters in they spare time.

you are a complete a hole.

[tiny tim]

hey cathy, i hope you get run over by a truck but hey thats just me.

[kathie54]

Originally Posted by tiny tim

hey cathy, i hope you get run over by a truck but hey thats just me.

do you ever shut your mouth? here if no one gets it i'll tell you
The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming

[tiny tim]

Originally Posted by kathie54

do you ever shut your mouth? here if no one gets it i'll tell you
The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming

aduhhhhh my name is uh d caffy an like yeah i try to sayin funny smart things on here. you are probly a mexican beach scrapper