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Old 01-21-2008, 09:42 PM   #1
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Chuck Norris

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Old 01-21-2008, 09:51 PM   #2
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Does it include..

"Chuck Norris doesn't like old people??"
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Old 01-21-2008, 09:57 PM   #3
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I wanna ask Chuck Norris what he thinks of these things..
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Old 01-21-2008, 10:05 PM   #4
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Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.
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Old 01-22-2008, 07:14 AM   #5
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There is a Chuck Norris around here in the Hollywood area. None of this applies to him......He's just someone that can't keep it in his pants,a sperm donor
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Old 01-26-2008, 05:51 AM   #6
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Anyone have that Chuck Norris-300 (the movie) picture they could post for me to steal? TYIA!
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