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Old 07-22-2003, 09:28 AM   #1
I Need a Life
 
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Memoirs

Bill Clinton is getting $12 million for his memoirs.

His wife Hillary got $8 million for hers.

That's $20 million for memories from two people who for
eight years repeatedly testified, under oath, that they couldn't
remember anything.
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Old 07-22-2003, 10:41 AM   #2
Queen of the Southend
 
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Makes ya think now don't it?
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'cause I'm a redneck woman I ain't no high class broad I'm just a product of my raising I say, 'hey ya'll' and 'yee-haw' And I keep my Christmas lights on On my front porch all year long And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me" ~Gretchen Wilson "Redneck Woman"
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