Drinking buddies

*Sharon* ^(Premo) · 07-24-2003, 07:51 PM

Kallie and Mike were drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Boston. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.

Kallie said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"

Mike says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?"

So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and got completely smashed.

The next morning Kallie wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing!

Then the phone rings...It's Mike. Mike says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"

Kallie says, "I feel great. How about you?"

Mike says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"

Kallie says, "No, that jet fuel is great stuff - no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often."

"Yeah, well there's just one thing..."

"What's that?"

"Have you farted yet?"

"No..."

"Well, DON'T, cause I'm in Vermont!"

giggles04 · 07-25-2003, 07:34 AM

*jazz lady* ^(Premo) · 07-25-2003, 11:07 AM

The names and places were changed to protect the innocent?

*Sharon* ^(Premo) · 07-25-2003, 11:09 AM

I should've said "new and improved".

I'll repent at Church this weekend.

giggles04 · 07-25-2003, 11:16 AM

:eek:

07-24-2003, 07:51 PM	#1 (permalink)
Sharon ^(Premo) * * * * * * * * * Member Since: Mar 2001 Location: Hotel California Posts: 23,193	Drinking buddies Kallie and Mike were drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Boston. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Kallie said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!" Mike says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?" So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and got completely smashed. The next morning Kallie wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! Then the phone rings...It's Mike. Mike says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?" Kallie says, "I feel great. How about you?" Mike says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?" Kallie says, "No, that jet fuel is great stuff - no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often." "Yeah, well there's just one thing..." "What's that?" "Have you farted yet?" "No..." "Well, DON'T, cause I'm in Vermont!"
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07-25-2003, 07:34 AM	#2 (permalink)
giggles04 Queen of the Southend Member Since: May 2002 Location: The Southend of St. Mary's Posts: 1,334	__________________ 'cause I'm a redneck woman I ain't no high class broad I'm just a product of my raising I say, 'hey ya'll' and 'yee-haw' And I keep my Christmas lights on On my front porch all year long And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me" ~Gretchen Wilson "Redneck Woman"
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07-25-2003, 11:07 AM	#3 (permalink)
jazz lady ^(Premo) ~~ rara avis ~~ Member Since: Sep 2001 Location: Moving right along... Posts: 45,305	The names and places were changed to protect the innocent? __________________ ............................ "Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence." ~ Robert Fripp "If it hadn't been for jazz, there wouldn't be no rock and roll" ~ Louis Armstrong
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07-25-2003, 11:09 AM	#4 (permalink)
Sharon ^(Premo) * * * * * * * * * Member Since: Mar 2001 Location: Hotel California Posts: 23,193	Ok I lied... I should've said "new and improved". I'll repent at Church this weekend.
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07-25-2003, 11:16 AM	#5 (permalink)
giggles04 Queen of the Southend Member Since: May 2002 Location: The Southend of St. Mary's Posts: 1,334	:eek: __________________ 'cause I'm a redneck woman I ain't no high class broad I'm just a product of my raising I say, 'hey ya'll' and 'yee-haw' And I keep my Christmas lights on On my front porch all year long And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me" ~Gretchen Wilson "Redneck Woman"
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