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Old 03-17-2008, 01:47 PM   #1
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Think you know everything...?

Think you know everything...?

The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

The Bible does not say there were three wise men; it only says there
were three gifts.

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube
and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every
letter of the alphabet.

The winter of 1932 was so cold that
Niagara Falls froze completely solid.

The words 'race car,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are
read left to right or right to left (palindromes).

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

There are more chickens than people in the world.

There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous":
tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.

There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels
in order: "abstemious" and "facetious."

There's no Betty Rubble in the Flintstones Chewables Vitamins.

Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only
on one row of the keyboard.

Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks;
otherwise it will digest itself.
...................now you know everything!
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Old 03-17-2008, 02:03 PM   #2
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WOW.........very interesting....Why don't they have a Betty Rubbles vitamin??
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Old 03-17-2008, 05:05 PM   #3
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WOW.........very interesting....Why don't they have a Betty Rubbles vitamin??
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Old 03-18-2008, 09:34 AM   #4
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Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
Or in the case of Nancy Pelosi, ten times as much as men.
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