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| Dirty Old Man in Training Member Since: Jul 2003
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| As I lay on my bed, thinking about you... As I lay on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this strong urge to grab you and squeeze you, because I can't forget last night. You came to me unexpectedly during the balmy and calm night, and what happened in my bed still leaves a tingling sensation in me. You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly without any reservations, you laid on my naked body ... you sensed my indifference, so you applied your hungry mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation, and you drove me near crazy while you drained me. Finally I went to sleep. Today when I woke up, you were gone, I searched for you but to no avail, only the sheets bore witness to last nights events. My body still bears faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishing, making it harder to forget you. Tonight I will remain awake waiting for you ... ####ing mosquito!
__________________ Ok, We neuter and spay our pets, why don't we do the same for people who shouldn't be producing offspring? Let'em boff their brain's out, let'em adopt IF they would be good, CAPABLE parents, let'em CONTRIBUTE to society, but STOP them from be a detriment to society. Ah, When I am King -=Jimbo=- |
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| Dag! for a second there I needed a cold shower! |
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| aka Mrs. Giant Member Since: May 2002 Location: Candy Land
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| UAIOE Member Since: Aug 2003 Location: Virginia Beach
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| good one jimbo! |
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