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Old 05-02-2008, 06:33 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Two adventerous young men...

...both 25 years old, and of similar backgrounds educationally and experience wise are at opposite ends of the world. One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers and the other is receiving a blow job from an 85 year old women, yet, somehow, they're both thinking the exact same thing. What are they thinking?














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Old 05-03-2008, 07:19 AM   #2 (permalink)
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...both 25 years old, and of similar backgrounds educationally and experience wise are at opposite ends of the world. One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers and the other is receiving a blow job from an 85 year old women, yet, somehow, they're both thinking the exact same thing. What are they thinking?














Don't look down.
I'm I the only one who thought that was funny?
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Old 05-03-2008, 08:06 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I'm I the only one who thought that was funny?
...would seem that way.

Everyone I've told it to laughed their azz off.

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Old 05-03-2008, 08:24 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Sounds like one of twisted ear's riddles
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Old 05-03-2008, 05:22 PM   #5 (permalink)
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...would seem that way.

Everyone I've told it to laughed their azz off.

No, I found it very funny, but then I remembered something.








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Old 05-03-2008, 05:41 PM   #6 (permalink)
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...would seem that way.

Everyone I've told it to laughed their azz off.

They were being polite.
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Old 05-03-2008, 06:14 PM   #7 (permalink)
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It's a funny joke. =)

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I'm I the only one who thought that was funny?
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...would seem that way.

Everyone I've told it to laughed their azz off.

I had wondered how you came to understand what he meant. But then I read your user title.

You got it dude!
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Old 05-03-2008, 07:55 PM   #8 (permalink)
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*lol*

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No, I found it very funny, but then I remembered something.








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Old 05-10-2008, 11:32 PM   #9 (permalink)
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