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Old 05-08-2008, 06:29 PM   #91 (permalink)
I Need a Life
 
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This one is fun to do in public


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I tried to toot my horn this morning, I think I cracked a rib...
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Save your breath... You'll need it to blow up your date.
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Old 05-08-2008, 08:49 PM   #92 (permalink)
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Old 05-08-2008, 08:50 PM   #93 (permalink)
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You and your spouse talk more to eachother on the forums than you do face to face.
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Old 05-08-2008, 10:44 PM   #94 (permalink)
Football Season!
 
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You ditch Tiki opening to stay home and listen to the scanner while
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Old 05-08-2008, 10:46 PM   #95 (permalink)
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Old 05-09-2008, 10:48 AM   #96 (permalink)
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Did you meet him yet?
Yes, I told you all about it in a thread called "Lexigirl75" in Life of Southern Maryland.
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Old 05-09-2008, 04:32 PM   #97 (permalink)
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See what happens. I leave for a couple days and an azzhole named Mojo shows up with his brand of It's ashame you can't grow up into an adult instead of an idiot.
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Old 05-09-2008, 04:39 PM   #98 (permalink)
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Old 05-09-2008, 05:43 PM   #99 (permalink)
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Old 05-09-2008, 05:48 PM   #100 (permalink)
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