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Old 05-09-2008, 11:21 PM   #101 (permalink)
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Yes, I told you all about it in a thread called "Lexigirl75" in Life of Southern Maryland.


Heading there now.
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Old 05-10-2008, 12:18 AM   #102 (permalink)
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...you live in Ridge.
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Must...not...give...in...to...the...infinite...allure...of...grin-on-a-stick...
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Old 05-10-2008, 01:21 AM   #103 (permalink)
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...you live in Ridge.
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Old 05-10-2008, 01:40 AM   #104 (permalink)
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Prove me wrong.
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Old 05-10-2008, 02:01 AM   #105 (permalink)
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Prove me wrong.

i do not live there anymore.

But I have no evidence to disprove your theory
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Old 05-10-2008, 02:57 AM   #106 (permalink)
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You might be a SOMD forumite if you blast someone for being on the internet so much, after sitting there and reading their posts for hours.

You might be a SOMD forumite if you judge ppl you don't know and call them LAZY when in fact you have no clue how UNTRUE that is.
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Old 05-10-2008, 07:51 AM   #107 (permalink)
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U hav hd sex wif Slotted or Echo.
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Old 05-10-2008, 07:56 AM   #108 (permalink)
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Old 05-10-2008, 08:05 AM   #109 (permalink)
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You have an irrational fear of SMOW.
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Old 05-10-2008, 08:13 AM   #110 (permalink)
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