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Old 05-08-2008, 08:09 AM   #21 (permalink)
Bettie Page kicked a$$
 
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You wish you could use smilies in everyday conversation. Or you try to type them in regular email too.
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Old 05-08-2008, 08:13 AM   #22 (permalink)
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You wish you could use smilies in everyday conversation. Or you try to type them in regular email too.
I do that all the time.
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Old 05-08-2008, 08:14 AM   #23 (permalink)
Voted biggest #######
 
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At least twice a year you say
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You have ever yelled out "it's smowing" to a bunch of co-workers.
Guilty.

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Old 05-08-2008, 08:15 AM   #24 (permalink)
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I do that all the time.
I do, as well. I have a bunch of smilies saved in a folder in My Pics, I attach them to emails when I'm using Outlook.
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Old 05-08-2008, 08:18 AM   #25 (permalink)
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You pause for a moment when giving out your email address thinking maybe the person will recognize your name from the forums.

I had my email address before I came here and before I knew this was going to spin out of control.
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Old 05-08-2008, 08:29 AM   #26 (permalink)
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You spend more time reading inane posts than you do working........
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Old 05-08-2008, 08:35 AM   #27 (permalink)
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You have told the world the intimate details of your sex life, then get mad when you are called a sleeze bag or man-ho.
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Old 05-08-2008, 08:36 AM   #28 (permalink)
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You have sent pictures of your boobies to men you have never met.
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Old 05-08-2008, 08:37 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Randomly creep members out by telling them you see them everywhere and they have no clue who you are...
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Old 05-08-2008, 08:40 AM   #30 (permalink)
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You know more about the fourm members and their sex lives than you do your best friend's.
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I didn't think so, but i'm still convincible
Will you persist even after I bet you
A million dollars that I'll never love you?
And will you persist even after I kiss you
Goodbye for the last time?
Will you keep on trying to prove it?
I'm dying to lose it...
I'm losing my confidence
I want it...I want to...I want you...I want a...
Coin operated boy
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