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Old 05-08-2008, 08:41 AM   #31 (permalink)
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You know more about the weather...
than all the network meteorologists combined.
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Tell ME,...Who is running Treadstone???
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Old 05-08-2008, 08:42 AM   #32 (permalink)
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You feel like an idiot when discussing a topic with a "RL" person and say "Well, (for example only) Mainman said.....".
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Old 05-08-2008, 08:43 AM   #33 (permalink)
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Randomly creep members out by telling them you see them everywhere and they have no clue who you are...
Show me an example of what you're talking about
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Ok to some up the issue. I hate my Hubby's family. They hate me. The say that Matt my Hubby makes his own choices. He's a man. Ok then. Why get mad at me when he doesn't want to see his grandfather. You say he's a man and makes his own choices but now suddenly he can't. Umm. I am tired of them blaming me for him not seeing them. he can see them when ever he wants. I don't care. His Mom told my son i was bad mother the last time i was up there.
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Old 05-08-2008, 08:43 AM   #34 (permalink)
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You feel like an idiot when discussing a topic with a "RL" person and say "Well, (for example only) Mainman said.....".
I type smilies in my emails....
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Old 05-08-2008, 08:44 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Old 05-08-2008, 08:45 AM   #36 (permalink)
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... you act out the motions of smilies as a way to emphasize what you are saying to someone.
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Old 05-08-2008, 08:46 AM   #37 (permalink)
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you find yourself wondering on a regular basis whether any of your co-workers are forumites and if you've insulted any of them online recently.
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Old 05-08-2008, 08:46 AM   #38 (permalink)
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You wish you could use smilies in everyday conversation. Or you try to type them in regular email too.
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I type smilies in my emails....
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Old 05-08-2008, 08:46 AM   #39 (permalink)
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....you see K_Jo's new baby wearing a "forum junkie" onesie.
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Old 05-08-2008, 09:22 AM   #40 (permalink)
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If you've just recently figured out how to operate a riding mower.

Guilty!
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