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Old 05-08-2008, 09:26 AM   #41 (permalink)
Rubbing you-The wrong way
 
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You don't ever, EVER walk down Great Mills Road.

No way, no how. Not even for exercise.
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If it's still pretty tacky, lick it. Seriously.
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Old 05-08-2008, 09:31 AM   #42 (permalink)
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you tell people IRL to mind their rice!
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Old 05-08-2008, 09:31 AM   #43 (permalink)
Is it Friday yet?
 
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you find yourself wondering on a regular basis whether any of your co-workers are forumites and if you've insulted any of them online recently.
This is true.
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Old 05-08-2008, 09:34 AM   #44 (permalink)
Better Class of Loser
 
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you tell people IRL to mind their rice!
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Old 05-08-2008, 09:37 AM   #45 (permalink)
Enter the plectrum
 
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You know what a JPC is.
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Old 05-08-2008, 09:45 AM   #46 (permalink)
Now I must Break you
 
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You scratch your ass and then smell your fingers


You type :Ibaboonassyou: and other people realize you're saying "I love you"
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Ok to some up the issue. I hate my Hubby's family. They hate me. The say that Matt my Hubby makes his own choices. He's a man. Ok then. Why get mad at me when he doesn't want to see his grandfather. You say he's a man and makes his own choices but now suddenly he can't. Umm. I am tired of them blaming me for him not seeing them. he can see them when ever he wants. I don't care. His Mom told my son i was bad mother the last time i was up there.
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Old 05-08-2008, 09:48 AM   #47 (permalink)
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At least twice a year you say
"Look! it's Smowing!"
That's the best one!!!

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Old 05-08-2008, 09:58 AM   #48 (permalink)
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That's the best one!!!
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Old 05-08-2008, 10:00 AM   #49 (permalink)
No you suck. No you do.
 
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of having a disable.
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Old 05-08-2008, 10:03 AM   #50 (permalink)
No you suck. No you do.
 
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You are married to one.
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