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Old 05-08-2008, 11:04 AM   #51 (permalink)
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You know what a JPC is.
Saw him crossing GMR last week and actually knew who it was.
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Old 05-08-2008, 11:14 AM   #52 (permalink)
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You only leave the house looking presentable for fear that a forumite will snap your pic and post it in a private forum.

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Mud-slinging and bickering between parties and religions, helps no one.
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Old 05-08-2008, 11:15 AM   #53 (permalink)
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Mike has hit it.
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Old 05-08-2008, 11:17 AM   #54 (permalink)
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You know who Slotted, Mojo and they gang are????
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Old 05-08-2008, 11:20 AM   #55 (permalink)
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Mike has hit it.


There's a lot of chicks on here.

Now, if you've ever screamed ______(insert forum user name here) while the , you might be an SOMD forumite
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Old 05-08-2008, 11:38 AM   #56 (permalink)
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You remember KARMA
What ever happened to karma? i went away for a month and then it was gone!
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Old 05-08-2008, 11:39 AM   #57 (permalink)
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What ever happened to karma? i went away for a month and then it was gone!
Glitch in the Matrix.
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Old 05-08-2008, 11:50 AM   #58 (permalink)
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You know who Slotted, Mojo and they gang are????
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I am everything you ever were afraid of...
10% Luck / 20% Skill / 15% Concentrated Power of Will / 5% Pleasure / 50% Pain --- 100% Reason to REMEMBER THE NAME

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"Swing Ya Rag!"
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Old 05-08-2008, 11:57 AM   #59 (permalink)
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Gang
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Inkpen, you are the most reprehensible ##### we have EVER had on these forums, and that is saying something. You are worse than Azzy, worse than SmoothMarine/Mojo,

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I am sure it is like an octopus's tentacles waiting for someone to get close enough to attach and desemate
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Old 05-08-2008, 11:58 AM   #60 (permalink)
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Gang
Bang......
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pull your panties out of your ass crack and have a nice day.
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