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Old 05-08-2008, 12:26 PM   #61 (permalink)
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Bang......


This isn't "Word Association" or "Rhyme Time".
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Old 05-08-2008, 12:32 PM   #62 (permalink)
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You've been out in public and someone yelled Slotttted mutha####a and you knew what they meant.
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Old 05-08-2008, 12:34 PM   #63 (permalink)
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You've been out in public and someone yelled Slotttted mutha####a and you knew what they meant.
The Redneck Golf Team knows!!!
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Old 05-08-2008, 12:34 PM   #64 (permalink)
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Inkpen, you are the most reprehensible ##### we have EVER had on these forums, and that is saying something. You are worse than Azzy, worse than SmoothMarine/Mojo,

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Old 05-08-2008, 12:35 PM   #65 (permalink)
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Or meat grinder or blackheart
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You celebrate Petezaa!
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Old 05-08-2008, 12:39 PM   #67 (permalink)
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You celebrate Petezaa!
What is that?
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Old 05-08-2008, 12:39 PM   #68 (permalink)
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Old 05-08-2008, 12:40 PM   #69 (permalink)
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What is that?
Go search for it here Urban Dictionary: Define Your World
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Inkpen, you are the most reprehensible ##### we have EVER had on these forums, and that is saying something. You are worse than Azzy, worse than SmoothMarine/Mojo,

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Old 05-08-2008, 12:41 PM   #70 (permalink)
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