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Old 05-08-2008, 12:53 PM   #71 (permalink)
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Pickling Salt. Pickling Salt is a pure salt with no additives. It is also Kosher. If you run out of Kosher Salt for the holidays, you can substitute Pickling Salt. Just remember to adjust your salt quantity down. Now, let’s get down to the nitty-gritty of why I only use Pickling Salt in my canning recipes. The additives in Table Salt and the minerals in Sea Salt will turn canned goods dark and cloudy. Pickling Salt measures true and keeps my foods clean and clear.
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Pickling Salt. Pickling Salt is a pure salt with no additives. It is also Kosher. If you run out of Kosher Salt for the holidays, you can substitute Pickling Salt. Just remember to adjust your salt quantity down. Now, let’s get down to the nitty-gritty of why I only use Pickling Salt in my canning recipes. The additives in Table Salt and the minerals in Sea Salt will turn canned goods dark and cloudy. Pickling Salt measures true and keeps my foods clean and clear.
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