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Old 05-08-2008, 01:07 PM   #81 (permalink)
Happy Halloween!!!
 
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When you wake up in the morning and turn on the computer and say to yourself: "I wonder what the guys have been up to this morning?"
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Old 05-08-2008, 01:08 PM   #82 (permalink)
Happy Halloween!!!
 
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OH and if you own more animals than a zoo!
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Old 05-08-2008, 01:15 PM   #83 (permalink)
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When you created zillion of MPDs, and then use them to argue or agree with yourself in the thread.
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Old 05-08-2008, 01:35 PM   #84 (permalink)
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When you wake up in the morning and turn on the computer and say to yourself: "I wonder who got thrown off the boards last night"
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Old 05-08-2008, 01:40 PM   #85 (permalink)
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That reminds me. I forgot to tell Rack'm about my stupid dream.
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Old 05-08-2008, 05:54 PM   #86 (permalink)
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Saw him crossing GMR last week and actually knew who it was.
You missed your chance for 5 points.
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Old 05-08-2008, 06:01 PM   #87 (permalink)
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You don't ever, EVER walk down Great Mills Road.

No way, no how. Not even for exercise.
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Old 05-08-2008, 06:16 PM   #88 (permalink)
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Old 05-08-2008, 06:26 PM   #89 (permalink)
Thats how them b*tch's R
 
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You ditch Tiki opening to stay home and listen to the scanner while
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Old 05-08-2008, 06:28 PM   #90 (permalink)
Thats how them b*tch's R
 
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... you act out the motions of smilies as a way to emphasize what you are saying to someone.
This one is fun to do in public
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