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Old 05-08-2008, 07:14 AM   #1 (permalink)
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(based on Jeff Foxworthy's You might be a redneck if...)

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Old 05-08-2008, 07:17 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Ok to some up the issue. I hate my Hubby's family. They hate me. The say that Matt my Hubby makes his own choices. He's a man. Ok then. Why get mad at me when he doesn't want to see his grandfather. You say he's a man and makes his own choices but now suddenly he can't. Umm. I am tired of them blaming me for him not seeing them. he can see them when ever he wants. I don't care. His Mom told my son i was bad mother the last time i was up there.
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Old 05-08-2008, 07:19 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 05-08-2008, 07:19 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 05-08-2008, 07:21 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Ok to some up the issue. I hate my Hubby's family. They hate me. The say that Matt my Hubby makes his own choices. He's a man. Ok then. Why get mad at me when he doesn't want to see his grandfather. You say he's a man and makes his own choices but now suddenly he can't. Umm. I am tired of them blaming me for him not seeing them. he can see them when ever he wants. I don't care. His Mom told my son i was bad mother the last time i was up there.
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Old 05-08-2008, 07:21 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 05-08-2008, 07:22 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 05-08-2008, 07:35 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 05-08-2008, 07:35 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 05-08-2008, 07:57 AM   #10 (permalink)
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This should most likely be another thread as it has nothing to do with the topic at hand... please check with MMDad.
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