Got a funny

flomaster · 05-08-2008, 03:59 PM

Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes .

After a few days they meet again.....

The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4' stilettos and mask. He said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you...then we made love all night long.'

The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in the office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild s*x all night.'

The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner?'

*Dougstermd* ^(Premo) · 05-08-2008, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by flomaster

Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes .

After a few days they meet again.....

The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4' stilettos and mask. He said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you...then we made love all night long.'

The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in the office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild s*x all night.'

The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner?'

*missperky* ^(Premo) · 05-08-2008, 04:03 PM

*aps45819* ^(Premo) · 05-08-2008, 04:05 PM

That's why I'm single

Kain99 · 05-08-2008, 04:08 PM

And such is life!

GWguy · 05-08-2008, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by aps45819

That's why I'm single

My Gawd..... you too ??..... Boy, the stories I could tell about that night...

flomaster · 05-08-2008, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by aps45819

That's why I'm single

Perhaps if you wore a bodice?

Geek · 05-08-2008, 06:38 PM

05-08-2008, 03:59 PM	#1 (permalink)
flomaster 1969 Camaro Member Since: Nov 2006 Posts: 3,884	Got a funny Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes . After a few days they meet again..... The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4' stilettos and mask. He said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you...then we made love all night long.' The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in the office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild s*x all night.' The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner?' __________________ Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you think I'm cute, Private Pyle? Do you think I'm funny?
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05-08-2008, 04:03 PM	#3 (permalink)
missperky ^(Premo) I Need a Life Member Since: Nov 2004 Location: Loveville MD Posts: 19,628	__________________ In Loving Memory of My Dad.
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05-08-2008, 04:05 PM	#4 (permalink)
aps45819 ^(Premo) Tin Man Member Since: Nov 2003 Location: Highway to Hell Posts: 28,801	That's why I'm single __________________ The difference between driving a car and climbing onto a motorcycle is the difference between watching TV and actually living your life.
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05-08-2008, 04:08 PM	#5 (permalink)
Kain99 Hope Eternal Member Since: Sep 2002 Location: Leonardtown Posts: 23,898	And such is life! __________________ The unexamined life is not worth living. Socrates (469 BC - 399 BC), in Plato, Dialogues, Apology
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