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Old 05-09-2008, 06:53 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 05-09-2008, 06:56 AM   #2 (permalink)
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That's great! A co-worker stopped by my desk the other day to ask me if I thought the $5 she had was a fake. Luckily, I had seen the real new one already. They definitely do look like funny money too!! It's not the front so much as the back. What's up with the giant purple 5 in the bottom corner?

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Old 05-09-2008, 06:56 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I paid $3.65 yesterday afternoon at the Prince Fred. Wawa and saw that it was up another .02 this morning.
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I paid $3.65 yesterday afternoon at the Prince Fred. Wawa and saw that it was up another .02 this morning.
I've already paid for my costco membership 3 times with the money I've saved on gas there vs. buying it elsewhere. Here (in NC), Costco averages 15-20 cents/gallon cheaper than all the others. I'm just glad it (and my office) are all within 4 miles of the house.
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Old 05-09-2008, 07:05 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I paid $3.65 yesterday afternoon at the Prince Fred. Wawa and saw that it was up another .02 this morning.
47 mpg from the last tank of gas on my bike
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Old 05-09-2008, 07:09 AM   #6 (permalink)
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47 mpg from the last tank of gas on my bike
I can go over 400 miles between fill-ups but... I travel almost 150 per day to and from work.
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Old 05-09-2008, 07:17 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I can go over 400 miles between fill-ups but... I travel almost 150 per day to and from work.
That's meaningless information.


If you have a 50 gal tank, you're getting less than 8mpg
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Old 05-09-2008, 07:23 AM   #8 (permalink)
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That's meaningless information.


If you have a 50 gal tank, you're getting less than 8mpg
Sorry, don't know how to convert it to mpg. I was just pointing out that I have to fill up every 3rd day. I don't have a 50 gallon tank, I know for sure. It's a 2004 Camry.
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Old 05-09-2008, 07:46 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Sorry, don't know how to convert it to mpg. I was just pointing out that I have to fill up every 3rd day. I don't have a 50 gallon tank, I know for sure. It's a 2004 Camry.
Fill the gas tank up, reset the trip meter to 0.
Drive
Next fill up, divide the miles on the meter by the gallons on your receipt.
(i.e. 378.7 miles divided by 15.678 gallons = 24.15 miles per gallon)
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Old 05-09-2008, 07:51 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Fill the gas tank up, reset the trip meter to 0.
Drive
Next fill up, divide the miles on the meter by the gallons on your receipt.
(i.e. 378.7 miles divided by 15.678 gallons = 24.15 miles per gallon)
Ok, I will do that. Thanks.
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