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Old 05-10-2008, 10:28 AM   #1 (permalink)
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sexual harrasment
Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee
machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells
nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore so she takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him.
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled, and asks: "What' s sexually
threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"

The woman replies, "Its Keith. The midget."
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Old 05-10-2008, 10:50 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 05-10-2008, 10:57 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 05-10-2008, 12:22 PM   #6 (permalink)
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This should most likely be another thread as it has nothing to do with the topic at hand... please check with MMDad.
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Old 05-10-2008, 04:34 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 05-10-2008, 06:07 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 05-11-2008, 02:18 PM   #9 (permalink)
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