Situations Hallmark doesn't cover

[maceygirl12 (Premo)]

Situations Hallmark doesn't cover:

When we were together,
You said you'd die for me...
(inside card)
Now we've broken up,
I think it's time
To keep your promise.

I'm so miserable without you ...
(inside card)
It's almost like you're still here.

Congratulations on your new bundle of joy..
(inside card)
Did you ever find out who the father was?

Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go ...
(inside card)
Will you take the knife from my back?
You'll probably need it again.