Redneck Fah Departmant!!

Your department has ever had two emergency vehicles pulled over for drag racing while going to a scene

You have naked lady mud-flaps on your pumper

Your firehouse has wheels

You've ever got back and found you've locked yourself out of the firehouse

Fire training consists of everyone standing around a fire get'n drunk

You've ever been toned out on an out-house fire also if that out house fire was with entrapment

You've ever let a persons house burn down because they wouldn't let you hunt their ground

Your personal vehicle has more lights on it than your house has lights in it

You've ever walked through a Christmas display and walked away with at least 3 new ideas for a light scheme for your truck

Your rescue can smoke the tires

Your departments name is misspelled on your equipment

The nurses and doctors turn out the lights and hide when you show up at the hospital to get your equipment

Dispatch can't mention your name without laughing

The local news crew won't put your department on t.v. because you embarrassed them last time.

You've ever locked the keys in your trucks

You've ever referred to a light bar as sexy

Your defib consists of a marine battery, a pair of jumper cables, and a fish finder

You've ever taken a girl out in a pumper

Your pumper has been on fire more times than it's been to a fire

Your pumper smokes more than the house fire

You've ever been arrested for indecent exposure at a house fire

You've ever called it quits on a house fire when the beer got hot

You've ever been late to a house fire because you had to stop and get the guy who fell off the truck

You've ever stopped in route to pick up a road kill

You hand out spit cans before each meeting

You have a sign out front of your station that says will fight fires for beer

You're equipment has chew stains down the sides of 'em

Everyone on your department is related in some way or another

Your lightbar cost more than your car.

It's welded to the roof.

You can play jingle bells with the siren.

Sounds like every station around here....go figure